#job diary

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first day at work i will be vibrating out of my skin thank you very much

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me: hey boss i'll have my tonsils taken out on monday, i will be back at work on the next monday, but bc i know things are hectic, i think i'll be able to take on some light work from thurdsay

my boss: actually sends me some light work to do on thursday

me:

[poignardeparlebeau]

the universe heard my bitching and allowed me to go home earlier than usual🥰💕

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everytime i call someone for work reasons i chant under my breath pleasedon'tpickupleasedon'tpickup and it hasn't failed me yet

[poignardeparlebeau]

having a crush is so fucking dangerous why am i GIDDY and BLUSHING at work this should be ILLEGAL

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it's so easy to splurge a bit when you know you are going to be paid. finally got that good fountain pen i've been hemming and hawing about and i cannot wait until it gets there

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bad idea listening to hozier during work hours, im in near tears while doing admin work

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love it when i get an email and open it and find out i was just cced to be cced and i don't actually have to do anything but put it in my silly little folder and forget abt it <3 peace and love on this planet earth<3