Jun 27, 2019
Honeymoon! Guess what Velvet and Jochen did the whole time.
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Honeymoon! Guess what Velvet and Jochen did the whole time.
What always happens at Sims wedding parties? That.
We now pronounce ourselves...
Velvet: “Gah, bees! Why did we ever leave the hotel room?”
Jochen: “Sweet, cash! Wait, ow, that stings! Couldn’t you have transferred it to my account instead?”
“Mr. Hickman? Welcome! We are always happy to see our alien friends here.”
“Um, thanks.”
“We do our best to make everyone feel welcome, no matter their origin, skin color, or reproductive methods.”
“... great.”
“And if you have any problems with anyone less open-minded than --”
“Just give me the room key. I need to take a piss.”
Velvet: “Guess who’s knocked up?”
Jochen: “So long as it’s not me.”
Velvet: “Okay, seriously, I think I’m pregnant. I threw up earlier but I also just ate three porkchops and a pint of mashed potatoes.”
Jochen: “Oh! That’s good though, isn’t it? We’re both doing well in our jobs, and your mom’s house is certainly big enough for kids. This is what we planned, right?”
Velvet: “Yes. Though I guess I didn’t expect it to happen so fast.”
Jochen: “Hey, when you ride the Jochen --”
Velvet: “Finish that sentence and I’ll barf on your feet.”
Jochen: “Aren’t you happy though?”
Velvet: “Yes. Yes, I am.”
Some honeymoon pics. Velvet enjoyed the public woohoo she’s been looking forward to, but decided once was probably enough.
The hallway in this house turns out to be a great place for slow dancing.