& (from nicole) $ (from jodie)
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
text: Memories, good days, bad days they'll be with me always.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
text: so my boss still doesn’t know it was me who blew up his dick picture and taped it all over the restaurant but it’s only a matter of time, I fear.
text: disregard that text, I did nothing with any dick picture that wasn’t my own.













