Title/Link: "I Don't Make Promises I Can't Keep"
Author Summary: "So, the not-dragon that's going after these vow-breaking virgins. I wonder what it counts as sex? Good old-fashioned missionary, I'm guessing." Jody's sitting back in her chair, legs crossed at the ankle, gazing at him with a thoughtful half-smile. "I'll bet if I, say, went down on you right now, you'd be fine."
"What?" Sam looks down, realizes he's filling the search bar with gibberish. He takes his hands off the keyboard but can't figure out where to put them. His thighs seem like dangerous territory, suddenly. "Does that...is that the kind of thing you're likely to do?"
Opinion: Highlights some the awkwardness greatly (because socks are awkward) and is beautifully in character. Plus Sam going down on people is the greatest.