#joey.com

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maturing is realizing exclamation points are a perfectly good and fine form of punctuation. shit there's certain tones that can only be conveyed with the use of an exclamation point, am i right or amirite! u get the point.

[s4pphoiduser]

nothing is faster than the speed at which i scroll away when i see the a/b/o tags under a fic

[s4pphoiduser]

one of the funniest (if not a little shitty) shared queer experience is when the teacher starts talking about lgbt people for some reason and then the entire class just turns to you. and you're not even out or anything. you're "really just an ally" and "believe that lgbt people should have rights just like normal people"

[s4pphoiduser]

something something yeah things are shitty all over but the lingering 20 year old knowledge of your old childhood friend's landline can only be credited to love's enduring nature something something

[s4pphoiduser]

taking thirty minutes to pick a playlist. putting on a two-hour long playlist to do a chore. doing my chore that takes approximately fifteen minutes to complete.

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top 2 cigarette buying moments of my life have got to be 1) when i stopped at the mart after my dermatologist appointment and 2) when i stopped at the mart right after i just finished my workout at the gym above it

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whenever a queer film i like doesn't win any awards or get any nominees im like ya that's homophobia and i don't even care if it was just a bad movie

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one day i will make an fmv for the merciless. today is not that day because my phone storage is so fucking full if it could be negative storage available it would be negative storage available. maybe in a week.