joffreybarathaeon replied to your post:She had never known such p a i n . Even when...
N O P E
NOPE INDEED
MY MUSE WAS IN TOO MUCH PAIN SHE MADE ME DO IT
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joffreybarathaeon replied to your post:She had never known such p a i n . Even when...
N O P E
NOPE INDEED
MY MUSE WAS IN TOO MUCH PAIN SHE MADE ME DO IT
I am drunk and joffreybarathaeon and flameofthenorth are right next to me wtf is this shit
cαιтℓιη | qυєєηχcєяѕєι: i AM CONFLICTED LIKE I DON'T WANT JOFF TO GO BUT altarsex cmon man
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: THATS SO FUCKING WRONG
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: if you rp that
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: i will interrupt
cαιтℓιη | qυєєηχcєяѕєι: ohs dfogh
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: like *ghost joffrey enters* mOM YOU RUIN EVERTYHING
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: YOUR A RUINER
cαιтℓιη | qυєєηχcєяѕєι: i'M CHOKING ON MY TEA
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: I'm goING TO MY ROOM
cαιтℓιη | qυєєηχcєяѕєι: floats around glaring angrily 'til they stop
cαιтℓιη | qυєєηχcєяѕєι: talking in the same voice as the bad lip reading video
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: omfg
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: WAIT_ UNCLE
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: MOM EVEN I WOULDNT DO THAT
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: GDI mOM
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: WE JUST CLEANED THAT ALTAR
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: THIS IS MY DAY, MY FUNERAL YOUR SUCH A RUINER
cαιтℓιη | qυєєηχcєяѕєι: STOP IT IM GONNA PEE
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: YOU CANT PEE ON THAT ALTAR YOU FUCKED IT UP ENOUGH ALREADY
Jᴏғғʀᴇʏ ♔ Vɪsᴇʀʏs [Jᴏᴇʏ]: /LITERALLY/
cαιтℓιη | qυєєηχcєяѕєι: jeSU S CHR IS T
joffreybarathaeon replied to your post: i need some joffles in my life
you can look but dont touch the merch please xthanks
audacious little bitch
joffreybarathaeon replied to your post:I was talking to that girl who likes GOT too at...
PLEASE DONT GO THERE IM NOT READY ILL NEVER BE FUCK I HATE WEDDINGS WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN GET MARRIED FUCKING HOLD ME
I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW /HOLDS
I CAN'T CRY WITH ANYBODY IRL BC THEY'RE LIKE WTF ARE YOU ON
j o f f r e y
Send me a character and I'll tell you;
Putting this under a ‘readmore’, cause some of my notps are things people who follow me ship. I don’t judge anyone for shipping this, it’s just thing I don’t ship.
OTP: Joff/intense therapy, Joff/My cuddles, Joff/MargaeryBrOTP: Joff/Crossbow, Joff/SandorOT3: Joff/Vissie/Ramsay = Happy Family awwwNOTP: Joff/Sansa, Joff/idolizing Robert
In The Light Of Day - Joffrey Baratheon & Sansa Stark AU
A summon from the South. The raven had come and the words had been scribbled quickly, forcing her to believe that there had been debate over whether they should invite her or not. Of course, she could already see the blonde hurrying to the maester, insisting the raven be sent despite what his counsel said. The Queen of the North set out immediately, gathering her best men and taking to the seas, the winter forcing the journey too slow by land. Oh, and how she knew the King would not take kindly to her being slow.
She did not expect a warm welcome from those of Flea Bottom, though they did little to disrupt her journey to the Red Keep. She glanced among the crowds, then back towards the man at her side, the smallest hint of a smile forming upon her lips. Oh, how he hated it just as much as she did. The memories would flood back to him, too-- how he had saved her from the mob. The ghosts of what the two of them had once been would be strongest here.
As the gates to the Red Keep opened, she quickly grasped Sandor's hand to help her down, motioning for the member of her Queensguard to follow while the rest get situated. It was meant to be a jab towards the King, to show that she was much more than he could have been. Yes-- war had hardened her, forced her skin to becoming Valaryian steel. Joffrey Baratheon would not be able to harm her, not as he once had.
The two of them entered the gates of the Red Keep, the two of them immediately taking a knee before the Iron Throne to greet the other. While she did not respect him, she did have to show a certain form of politeness, lest she give her head away. "My King," She said, the corners of her lips curling into a smile. Would he call her a Queen as well? Would he dare to do such a thing? "I apologize for the delay,"
joffreybarathaeon replied to your post:First Three to reblog get 10-20 100x100 icons
goddamn it!
/whispers/ I'll make you some too, because I am ultra jolly :3 just inbox me the FC and any extra requests!