#john bones

[churchyardgrim]

hello church :D can u pls tag this w as many of ur usual tags as possible, I wanna sift thru them for stuff to reblog

!!!! hell yeah i will

edit: aw hell i hit the tag limit? thats about the jist of them anyway hghdf, u can 100% ask me what half of these mean bc i do tend to tag in shorthand

[churchyardgrim]

tell me more things about johnny boner

[looks at wanted poster] "okay they got my face right but that is not my name"

John Bones is what happens when you're a rough-n-tumble outlaw type, sometimes highwayman sometimes mercenary, in a desert, with a horse and sometimes a boyfriend, and whoops turns out that big ole dogthing attacking the supply trains was uhhhhhhh maybe contagious? and now you keep having blackouts and mauling ppl and have you ever seen a maned wolf? bc you sometimes look a lot like a maned wolf now. it's fine. it's probably fine.

anyway you're a dilf and you consider three eggs cracked directly into your mouth "breakfast" and good god someone needs to give you a bath, sir, you are not remotely fit for polite society no matter how charming you act

[thegravemistergraves]

It's an oc