Naming my Pokémon in Pokémon go after hockey players.... Capitals edition. Ignore the genders because gender is a social construct!
First we have, your captain, Ovi, the charmander because he is on fire!
Next week have Murder Swede, Murkrow, Assistant Captain, Nicklas Bäckström!
Next, your other assistant captain, a D-man who is having a career season, and is affectionately deemed the stoned sloth man, Johnny (Norris) Carlson the Drowzee!
We can’t have Johnny without his boyfriend, Michal Kempny, the beautiful and mysterious Stunky, who is always getting hit in his beautiful face.
Another Czech, but a stay at home defenseman who is quite large, who will have a Butcher shop when he retires, Radko Gudas, the rhydon.
Rounding out the Czech mafia, the cutest most lovable pup (besides captain) ever to be seen, Jakub Vrana the lillipup!
Next, the man that Todd Reirden claims is a 10 but not with face scars. He’s a fighty boy. Tom Wilson (aka Whip or Wimi) the machop.
The best bro a bro could ever have, who has worn his share of costumes similar to this, TJ Oshie the vulpix!
Next part of the fourth line boys, the sweetest and least fighty of the bunch, Nic, Judge Judy, Dowd the nidoran.
Next on the fighty fourth line, he doesn’t swallow, but we love him anyway, our favorite birth stone Garnet Hathaway the mankey!
More coming up in the reblog I ran out of picture spaces.