Aug 22, 2025
timkon cuddling for dionysus via @dcforgaza , ty again :)
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timkon cuddling for dionysus via @dcforgaza , ty again :)
Baby you are my ANGEEELLLLLL
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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 5.
John: *kicks door down looking panicked*
Abigail: What did you do?
John: Nobody died.
Abigail: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?!
Arthur: All women
Arthur: *draws pistol*
Arthur: are queens!
Micah: If she breathes
Micah: *draws & flips pistol*
Micah: she’s a THOT!
Arthur & Micah: *proceed to duel while yelling*
When John Fucked Off For A Year
Abigail: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy!
Abigail: And my heart has been severely damaged.
Abigail:
Abigail: So John if you’re out there -
When John “Died”
Dutch: Today, I lost my dear son John.
John: *stumbling back into camp* QUIT TELLIN’ EVERYONE I’M DEAD!!!
Dutch: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.
Chapter 6
Dutch: Okay, I get it. You’re stressed out, a few gang members died -
Arthur: Eight gang members.
Dutch: Not the point. Look, they’re dead now and really who’s fault is that?
Arthur: YOURS!!
Dutch: That’s right: the Pinkertons’.
Hosea: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!?
Dutch: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Hosea: . . . Oh.
Dutch: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
Dutch: How do you know what’s good for me?!?!
Hosea: That’s MY O P I N I O N!!!!!!
Arthur:
John:
Dutch: Oh, you’re bi? Why don’t you “bi” me some time with a distraction while I crack open this safe, ya fuckin’ goon.
Any given member of the Gang: You got it, boss. *makes out w/ the bank teller & his wife*
Arthur: What are you doin’ on the roof, Reverend Swanson?
Swanson: I lost my frisbee!
Arthur: Are you injecting morphine up there?
Swanson: . . Yeah.
A Quiet Time
Lenny: Are you okay?
Arthur: Short answer or long answer?
Lenny: Short.
Arthur: No.
Lenny:
Lenny: Okay, long.
Arthur: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.
chop top thinks his removed brain chunk is a third twin he absorbed in the womb
“could I be more pathetic?”
let's dance :)
timkon for @ghostiiest tysm again!
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goodnight, fab five 💫