Oh, while I’m talking about them, is no one going to mention the lego video? Anybody? Y’know, the one where this conversation happened?
*lots of confusion with explosions*
Chilled at some point: PUT YOUR NUKE IN MY NUKE LAUNCHER
Ze: *still laughing about blowing him up*
Chilled: Insert it, Ze, get a- get a nuke and see if you can put it right in mine.
Ze: Uh alright, lemme respawn
Chilled: You gotta slide it in gently, and-
Ze: *Fires immediately* uh
Chilled: Ze! That’s not gentle.
Chilled: Alright, respawn?
Ze: It’s ‘cause I was, uh
Ze: stuck on the ALT option. ...Alright.
Chilled: -go all the way around, so I’m gunna go right next to it, we’re gunna dock, okay?
Chilled: *Laughing nervously* O-Oh, Oh-oh god. Oh god.
Ze: And then what, I’m gunna fire- I’m gunna-
Chilled: You’re gunna put- You’re gunna fire-
Ze: Sor-Sorry for my phrasing, shoot it inside you?
Probably Galm: *Snort laughs*
Chilled: Yeah. It’s gentle though, don’t- Do it like a little launch.
Ze: *Laughing as he drives up*
John: Jesus Christ, guys...
Ze: So I’ll just do like a quick ta-
Chilled: Am I docked? Oh god-
Ze: No you’re not, no you’re not. Try it again.
Chilled: Alright, let me know when my- my-... my new launcher’s-
Ze: Back up a bit, actually *noise from the depths of hell* no, you need a-
Chilled: My dock is ready to receive your nuke.
Ze: You need to go- You need to go- Wait, I need to move a little bit. ...Let- Let me- Let me try backing up here. I need to just adjust very slightly.
Tom: *Driving up* Hold on, I’m gunna try to make the Human Centipede here, so-
Ze: Oh my god, Tom, this is disgusting.
Chilled: Well we’re trying to have sex.
Ze: *Still positioning himself* No, I need- I need just a little-
John: *Laughing* Just how you fuckin’ said that, “se~ex~!”
Chilled: GENTLE, Ze, like a- a soft- wOAH WE’RE GOIN’ THROUGH ME INTO TOM?
Chilled: *Muttering in the background* Oh my god...
Tom: We’re Eiffel Towering it.
Ze: This is okay. I’m arming the nuke.
Chilled: Tom, lower it! Lower it so you can receive!
Ze: Wait, can I go on- Oh, I can go on camera mode! ...No, I don’t- That’s not the camera mode.
Chilled: It’s going inside the vagina-
Chilled: God, I’m so excited.
Chilled: I’m losing my virginity!
Chilled: puT IT IN ME, ZE
Chilled: *Starts moaning*
Ze: *Nervous laughter? Awkward laughter? Wanting to die? Hard to tell.*
Chilled: *Literally orgasming*
Chilled: *Laughing as well* It’s in me!
John: *Monotone* What is happening
Chilled: *Still yelling about it being in him*
Ze: WaiT is THat the Nuke-
Chilled: It’s IN ME. Getitoutgetitout get it out get it out get it out
John: There’s no getting it out-
Chilled: *Explodes after attempting to launch nuke*
Ze: *Again with the laughing*
Ze: I didn’t realize you could actually shut off the nuke mid-flight...
Chilled: You put it in me~! Thank you!
Ze: *Begins laughing in the same frequency of sound that bats commonly use to communicate*
John: So appreciative of you-
Ze: Well, ZeRoyalChaos is never gunna get as graphic as that. *Outro music plays*
