#johnwithboobs

[johnwithboobs-blog]

[5:43 PM] jawn: I was gay for you before I met Mary, but that is a long time ago

[5:43 PM] jawn: The gay times are over Sherlock

[5:43 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Once you go Sherlock you never go back -it didn't rhyme don't care-

[5:43 PM] sherlockwithboobs: WE COULDVE HAD IT ALL

[5:43 PM] jawn: If Mary decide's to run off with Seb though.. <_<

[5:43 PM] marydarling: Not likely

[5:44 PM] jawn: I hope it. 

[5:44 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: ...

[5:44 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: This was the sound

[5:44 PM] johnwithboobs: Looks like i'm actually going to have to babysit >.> gonna out her for a nap. 

[5:44 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: of my MoRstan heart

[5:44 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: breaking in pieces

[5:44 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Johnny--

[5:44 PM] johnwithboobs: I'll be back when she's sleepin

[5:44 PM] marydarling: Oh poor thing

[5:44 PM] sherlockwithboobs: k

[5:44 PM] jawn: Johnny?!

[5:44 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Alright Johnwiththebooobs

[5:44 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: :D

[5:45 PM] jawn: have fun getting her to sleep XD

[5:45 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Yes johnny

[5:45 PM] jawn: This name is the least seducing thing you could try. 

[5:45 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Hamish

[5:45 PM] jawn: Also Sherlock, are you on something? I thought I got rid of all of it.

[5:45 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm on a drug and it's called Sherlock Holmes babe

[5:46 PM] jawn: (Btw Mary omg I love your haircolour. Is it your real hair?)

[5:46 PM] jawn: Okay Sherlock, off with the drugs.

[5:46 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Just imagine the fact that Jawn has both Sherlock and Mary on cam)

[5:46 PM] jawn: (I am laughing so hard because of that pic up line)

[5:46 PM] marydarling: ( It is )

[5:46 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Both so great looking xD)

[5:46 PM] jawn: (Sherlock would actually use it XDD)

[5:46 PM] jawn: (I KNOW

[5:46 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (I mean)

[5:46 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Not on drugs, It's your jumper 

[5:46 PM] jawn: (THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT OUT XD)

[5:46 PM] jawn: (I want to touch both faces)

[5:46 PM] jawn: (I have two hands and a penis just pointing it out)

[5:46 PM] marydarling: DEAD

[5:46 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (I'm ZE stalker man I point that out xD)

[5:46 PM] jawn: XDDDDDDDD

[5:47 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You want to be all mine 

[5:47 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I can deduce remember?

[5:47 PM] jawn: I don

[5:47 PM] jawn: don't think you can deduce anything at all right now

[5:47 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Well Mary can kill. And force man into doing lap dance. 

[5:47 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I deduce you are hot

[5:47 PM] marydarling: Plus boobs

[5:47 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: YES

[5:47 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: xD

[5:47 PM] jawn: DEFINITELY NOT GAY

[5:47 PM] sherlockwithboobs: IT'S SHERLOCK WITH BOOBS

[5:48 PM] marydarling: Yes, but mine are bigger

[5:48 PM] jawn: Could you stop fighting please

[5:48 PM] sherlockwithboobs: john

[5:48 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm broken remember? You can fix me 

[5:49 PM] jawn: I am a doctor, yes, but I am the one broken here you goddamn arsehole if you weren't so 

[5:49 PM] jawn: keen on jumping off that damn roof

[5:49 PM] jawn: *shakes fist*

[5:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Yes I did it to break you 

[5:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: That was my only purpose

[5:49 PM] jawn: GOOD JOB YOU GIT

[5:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You want me back

[5:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You believed

[5:49 PM] jawn: You are an arsehole. 

[5:49 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (... herm. Maybe I should shut up when one speak about the fall))

[5:50 PM] jawn: (oh god yes)

[5:50 PM] jawn: (I am going to watch reichenbach with my brother tomorrow)

[5:50 PM] jawn: ( I am not sure how I will do it)

[5:50 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (BAD)

[5:50 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (its the fall)

[5:50 PM] jawn: (without crying and he will laugh at me)

[5:50 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (duh)

[5:50 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Anywhore

[5:50 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Johnny love

[5:50 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Do you know why I did it?

[5:50 PM] jawn: I don't know if I want to?

[5:50 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (BECAUSE MA FATHER WAS A DICKHEARD)

[5:50 PM] jawn: (^)

[5:51 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Yes you do

[5:51 PM] marydarling: Oh, is this where we get the whole "I did it to protect you " speech?

[5:51 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I thought with me being away you got better at deciding things for youself

[5:51 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Shut up mary

[5:51 PM] sherlockwithboobs: For one second keep that mouth shut

[5:51 PM] sherlockwithboobs: This is private

[5:51 PM] jawn: No, Mary belongs to it.

[5:52 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Mary wasn't here when I was

[5:52 PM] jawn: (How did it get from porn to feels?)

[5:52 PM] jawn: She was when you weren't.

[5:52 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Good point!)

[5:52 PM] jawn: (you plan to make me cry right)

[5:52 PM] sherlockwithboobs: If I was then you wouldn't. 

[5:52 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Just don't mind me. I'm the voice at the beginning of the choice)

[5:52 PM] jawn: (XD)

[5:52 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (show*)

[5:53 PM] jawn: I might not, but for god's sake, don't give me that "I did it to save your life" speech. 

[5:53 PM] jawn: If it weren't for Mary there would not be a John Watson anymore.

[5:53 PM] jawn: You owe her this.

[5:53 PM] sherlockwithboobs: We owe it to each other. 

[5:53 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I brought you back first

[5:53 PM] jawn: Yes, you do.

[5:53 PM] jawn: That sounds more like it.

[5:53 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I was first 

[5:54 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I want to be the last

[5:54 PM] marydarling: Well you aren't

[5:54 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Well sometimes life doesn't work that way))

[5:54 PM] sherlockwithboobs: If I stayed you wouldn't have met mary

[5:54 PM] sherlockwithboobs: In hell maybe

[5:54 PM] sherlockwithboobs: No

[5:54 PM] jawn: You were, Sherlock, you'll always be here. It's not going to change anything. But Mary's 

[5:54 PM] jawn: part of it now. 

[5:54 PM] jawn: And you accept this.

[5:55 PM] jawn: There are always compromises! 

[5:55 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You and mary have six billion people to choose from. 

[5:55 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I have one. 

[5:55 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Or I could ask Dad to kill Sherlock for good this time. Problem solved, Johnny Boy)

[5:55 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (... SORRY)

[5:55 PM] jawn: (NOPE)

[5:55 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (NO ALEX NO)

[5:55 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (MARY WILL APPROVE)

[5:55 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Or maybe I should die

[5:55 PM] marydarling: NO

[5:55 PM] marydarling: MARY DOES NOT APPROVE

[5:55 PM] sherlockwithboobs: It doesn't matter anymore. 

[5:55 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (*pout*)

[5:56 PM] sherlockwithboobs: don't lie, you want me to die

[5:56 PM] sherlockwithboobs: deeb down

[5:56 PM] jawn: Again? Leave me another time? 

[5:56 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *deep

[5:56 PM] jawn: No, she doesn't. She wants to see why I love you so much, that is what she wants.

[5:56 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (this is actual feels showing)

[5:56 PM] jawn: And you do nothing to show it to her right now

[5:56 PM] jawn: (I'm crey)

[5:56 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Do you know why you love me so much John?

[5:56 PM] jawn: I do, trust me, I have had enough time to think about it.

[5:56 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Tell me.

[5:57 PM] jawn: But I love Mary too. She was there when I needed you to be. You could at least be grateful

[5:57 PM] sherlockwithboobs: She is a replacement. She is a door mat

[5:57 PM] jawn: Shut up, Sherlock. Now you

[5:57 PM] jawn: you're just being a prick.

[5:57 PM] marydarling: IDoor mat?

[5:57 PM] marydarling: Really

[5:58 PM] jawn: (Bloody hell can't we all just be friends T___T)

[5:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I could have other people taking care of you. Mycroft. 

[5:58 PM] marydarling: Don't foget exactly who it is you're insulting darling

[5:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (NO)

[5:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I don't care who you are

[5:58 PM] jawn: Hah, Mycroft. Right. He couldn't even take care of you. 

[5:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Why don't you understand this

[5:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You won't kill me

[5:58 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Please. Send Mycroft to her ass and Seb will shoot yours. 

[5:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Shut up

[5:58 PM] marydarling: I could

[5:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Connections 

[5:58 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: I don't think sending people to people is a good idea 

[5:58 PM] marydarling: So easily

[5:59 PM] jawn: Jesus Christ, Sherlock. Don't you get it in your head? She. Doesn't. Want. You. Dead.

[5:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Kill me

[5:59 PM] marydarling: I won't because you matter to John

[5:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: She wants you to think that way

[5:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Deep down she knows she is a replacement

[5:59 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (... Doesn't she? Doesn't she?)

[5:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You can never fully love her

[5:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Because of ME

[6:00 PM] sherlockwithboobs: If I die, she knows she can't piece you back together ever again

[6:00 PM] jawn: That is not true. You say it because you can't share.

[6:00 PM] jawn: Well, newsflash, you have to. 

[6:00 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Don' you get it John?

[6:00 PM] sherlockwithboobs: It won't be sharing

[6:00 PM] jawn: (Is it bad that a part of me finds possessive Sherlock a really big turn on)

[6:00 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You're mine

[6:00 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (NOPE)

[6:00 PM] marydarling: You're like a child Sherlock

[6:00 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Sue me 

[6:01 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Do I have to pull the I never had a childhood card?

[6:01 PM] jawn: I'm not anybody's, at all. You said you wanted to give me the ability to take decisions 

[6:01 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Because I knew you'd choose me

[6:01 PM] marydarling: Newsflash, you're not the only one with a difficult past darling

[6:02 PM] jawn: Mary is not Sarah or Janet or anyone you have met, Sherlock. She isn't someone I'd easily

[6:02 PM] jawn: ditch for you like you're used to.

[6:02 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You aren't the one mentally unstable /darling/

[6:02 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I don't share

[6:02 PM] sherlockwithboobs: It's unfair. 

[6:02 PM] sherlockwithboobs: let her find someone else

[6:03 PM] marydarling: Not your choice o amke

[6:03 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Shut up

[6:03 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Nobody asked you

[6:03 PM] marydarling: Piss off

[6:03 PM] sherlockwithboobs: After you

[6:03 PM] jawn: Sherlock, as long as you behave this way, I don't think I can do anything at all. I don't 

[6:03 PM] jawn: want to.

[6:04 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You don't want to. 

[6:04 PM] jawn: I don't know what the hell happened to you or where you have been b

[6:04 PM] jawn: but you need to get rid of this attitude. 

[6:04 PM] jawn: Now.

[6:04 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm sure you don't want to know 

[6:05 PM] sherlockwithboobs: It's sad when a man losts his mind, tragic when he tries to make himself believe he didn't

[6:05 PM] jawn: Well, don't put yourself as the victim here, Sherlock. I will not even /list/ what I've 

[6:05 PM] johnwithboobs: All better :)

[6:05 PM] jawn: been going through and I don't behave like a bitch towards you 

[6:05 PM] sherlockwithboobs: That's because you're caring, you're a people person

[6:05 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You're a doctor

[6:05 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm not tha

[6:05 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I can't

[6:06 PM] marydarling: He has bad days

[6:06 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Ive had worse

[6:06 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Johnwithteboobs, Sherlock and Jawn are fighting for love)

[6:06 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (And Mary is protecting Jawnà

[6:06 PM] jawn: (XDDD you put it so beautifully)

[6:06 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (And I'm the voice-off commenting everything)

[6:06 PM] johnwithboobs: (Whoops I interrupted :$ Sorry!)

[6:06 PM] jawn: I know. But you can't let it out on me, for god's sake

[6:06 PM] jawn: or Mary

[6:06 PM] marydarling: Worse? Whats happened to you thats so bad darling?

[6:06 PM] jawn: You have no right to!

[6:06 PM] marydarling: Were you scared?

[6:06 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Oh no it's fun! Comment with me)

[6:06 PM] marydarling: Were you hungry?

[6:06 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I killed your father Alex

[6:06 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: ... 

[6:06 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Shut up mary

[6:06 PM] johnwithboobs: (Have to go back and read what the hell is going on! :D)

[6:06 PM] alexmoranmoriarty:  That was MEAN

[6:06 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'll have you on a stick

[6:07 PM] marydarling: I've seen and done things even yoour mind couldn't begin to handle

[6:07 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Well I fucked your (future)son. 

[6:07 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: So. 

[6:07 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: I guess we're even. 

[6:07 PM] jawn: Sherlock, stop it, right there. All of you. 

[6:07 PM] jawn: Enough.

[6:07 PM] marydarling: Don't talk to me about worse until you've lived it

[6:07 PM] jawn: I won't have it.

[6:07 PM] sherlockwithboobs: It was mean of Jim to do that, I don't even talk about Sebastian. 

[6:08 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Mary, shut the fuck up. 

[6:08 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I don't want to listen

[6:08 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Well it's not my fault if both of my parents are crazy fucktard. 

[6:08 PM] jawn: (XDDD guys I need to go to sleep, Sherlock, can you be nice to Mary now)

[6:08 PM] marydarling: Don't bring him into this

[6:08 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (NO

[6:08 PM] sherlockwithboobs: YOU WONT LEAVE NOW)

[6:08 PM] marydarling: ( XD <3)

[6:08 PM] jawn: (MAKE ME)

[6:08 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (NO NO NO)

[6:08 PM] jawn: (OR NO DON'T)

[6:08 PM] jawn: (XDDD)

[6:08 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I love you John

[6:08 PM] jawn: (I'm sorry my eyes literally fall shut)

[6:08 PM] sherlockwithboobs: John

[6:09 PM] jawn: If you do, then stop hurting Mary, and in return me.

[6:09 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Okay. I'll leave. 

[6:09 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Goodbye John

[6:09 PM] jawn: No. Don't leave.

[6:09 PM] jawn: (noXD)

[6:09 PM] jawn: (NOT AGAINNNNN)

[6:09 PM] jawn: '(can we not have a nice threesome)

[6:09 PM] sherlockwithboobs: What the fuck do you want me to do? Do you want to watch me die a bit inside everyday?

[6:09 PM] jawn: (There is fanfics to that)

[6:09 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Is that what you want

[6:09 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (omg)

[6:09 PM] sherlockwithboobs: To watch me painfully die slowly

[6:09 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Can't you just accept it?

[6:10 PM] jawn: No, I want you to stay. I want to have my best friend back. 

[6:10 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I don't have friends. 

[6:10 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Now I don't even have one

[6:10 PM] marydarling: Tats your choice

[6:10 PM] jawn: Right. If that is what you want, then please.

[6:10 PM] marydarling: Don't put it all off on John

[6:10 PM] sherlockwithboobs: What was I suppose to do?

[6:10 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (omg baby)

[6:11 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: ((AAAAAAAAAAAW cutie)

[6:11 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You were going to get fucking killed

[6:11 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'd die the next day!

[6:11 PM] johnwithboobs: (She's literally asleep and STILL flailing. I'm raising a perfect little fangirl.)

[6:11 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You wanted me to actually die? Would that be better?

[6:11 PM] jawn: But Mary /saved me/. Fucking hell, Sherlock. I will not abandon her like you wish to!

[6:11 PM] jawn: No!

[6:11 PM] jawn: But I died with you, you fucking sod

[6:12 PM] jawn: I don't know how you don't fucking get that

[6:12 PM] sherlockwithboobs: It was the best I could do. 

[6:12 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I weren given much choices

[6:12 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I couldn't even say I loved you

[6:12 PM] jawn: Neither did I. And I tried to go on, I believed you were dead, I didn't know you were 

[6:12 PM] jawn: alive all of the time. Did you want me to curl up on the ground and die? If that is true 

[6:12 PM] jawn: then you really don't /love/ me at all.

[6:13 PM] sherlockwithboobs: No, I didn't. 

[6:13 PM] sherlockwithboobs: John...

[6:13 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'll accept it. Just know that my heart is bottled up, in the fridge, with a tag that 

[6:13 PM] sherlockwithboobs: says 'John's'

[6:13 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (This tinychat convo should be renamed 'let's make everyone cry including John')

[6:13 PM] jawn: (okay I am ACTUALLY CRYING NOW)

[6:14 PM] jawn: (That last sentence DFKÖEDJÖF)

[6:14 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Like I said ^)

[6:14 PM] jawn: (bby)

[6:14 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (teared up)

[6:14 PM] jawn: (Sweet jesus)

[6:14 PM] johnwithboobs: (YOU GUYS I came on here to ESCAPE THE FEELS. NOT GOOD.)

[6:14 PM] jawn: (LOL)

[6:14 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You can dance on it or keep it there, I can't do anything about it. 

[6:15 PM] jawn: I'll protect it. I always did. 

[6:15 PM] sherlockwithboobs: It won't fit in it's place anymore John. It's...It's just not mine anymore

[6:15 PM] sherlockwithboobs: It feels numb John

[6:15 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I can't feel anything.

[6:15 PM] jawn: Sherlock, it is. Oh my god, it always has been if you don't get it. But Mary has a part of

[6:15 PM] jawn: it, too now. 

[6:15 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You know sometimes you are so much in pain you can't scream? 

[6:16 PM] jawn: And ask her, how it punished me to think you were dead. Ask her. She has heard it all

[6:16 PM] jawn: from me.

[6:16 PM] jawn: (SHERLOCK BBY NO)

[6:16 PM] jawn: (SHERLOCK)

[6:16 PM] jawn: (ILU SHERLOCK)

[6:16 PM] jawn: (STAP)

[6:16 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (ILU 2 JAWN)

[6:16 PM] johnwithboobs: (I'M GOING TO FIND YOU ALL AND BILL YOU FOR THESE FEELS)

[6:16 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD)

[6:16 PM] jawn: (NO ITS NOT)

[6:16 PM] sherlockwithboobs: And what if I say okay

[6:17 PM] sherlockwithboobs: What would happen

[6:17 PM] jawn: Okay to what?

[6:17 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Would you make me watch you and mary have a little life

[6:17 PM] sherlockwithboobs: a child, a dog

[6:17 PM] sherlockwithboobs: a house in the countru

[6:17 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *country

[6:17 PM] jawn: Not at all. You'd be damn right included.

[6:17 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I don't think Mary would approve. 

[6:18 PM] jawn: You know me better than that. And Mary isn't the type for this either.

[6:18 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You can't have us both John

[6:18 PM] marydarling: I'm not heartless

[6:18 PM] sherlockwithboobs: That's the problem

[6:18 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You want him for yourself too

[6:18 PM] sherlockwithboobs: all 

[6:18 PM] sherlockwithboobs: that's human natu

[6:18 PM] sherlockwithboobs: re

[6:18 PM] marydarling: Waht would you have me do Sherlock?!

[6:18 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I don't know

[6:18 PM] marydarling: Walk away from the only good thing I've ever had?1

[6:18 PM] marydarling: I love him

[6:19 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You're asking me to do the same thing

[6:19 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I can't leave him

[6:19 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I have to have him

[6:19 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Take my heart, It's not like I needed it ANYWAY)

[6:19 PM] marydarling: I'm asking you to stop being a fucking child for once!

[6:19 PM] marydarling: John loves you

[6:19 PM] marydarling: He wants you in his life

[6:19 PM] marydarling: And I'm willing to share him with you

[6:19 PM] jawn: (What alex said)

[6:19 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I can't live with you in my life, I can't share him

[6:19 PM] jawn: (if I don't react anymore it's because I died of feels)

[6:19 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I CAN'T SHARE

[6:20 PM] johnwithboobs: (Only Tigger understands my pain right now)

[6:20 PM] sherlockwithboobs: SHARING IS NOT SOMETHING IM GOOD AT 

[6:20 PM] marydarling: THENLEARN DAMN IT

[6:20 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Same here johnwiththeboobs)

[6:20 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (same here)

[6:20 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Even if I do 'share' I'll tear him apart

[6:20 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'll manipulate all of you until he is all mine

[6:20 PM] johnwithboobs: (It's Tori if you don't want to keep typing Johnwithboobs :P)

[6:20 PM] marydarling: He fucking needs you

[6:20 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I fucking need him. 

[6:21 PM] marydarling: Then stay

[6:21 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Not a part of him

[6:21 PM] sherlockwithboobs: He is the first person that ever really beared with me

[6:21 PM] marydarling: Sherlock, you can't have all of him anymore

[6:21 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm 36 Mary, look at me, he was the /first/ to compliment me

[6:21 PM] marydarling: Even if I left I wouls still be ther because he loved me

[6:21 PM] johnwithboobs: (Even Melissa is tossing and turning. Making a sleeping baby sad. be ashamed. (proud?) )

[6:22 PM] marydarling: He loves me Sherlock

[6:22 PM] jawn: (;A;)

[6:22 PM] marydarling: Not as much as you

[6:22 PM] marydarling: Not in the same way

[6:22 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Love, it's something chemical, there are hormones you can use to reverse it. 

[6:23 PM] marydarling: Then why haven't you?

[6:23 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I need him in a way that is more than love

[6:23 PM] sherlockwithboobs: CANT YOU SEE HE IS THE ONLY ONE

[6:23 PM] jawn: (guys why are you so perfect in our roles)

[6:23 PM] jawn: (I can

[6:23 PM] sherlockwithboobs: ONE FUCKING HUMAN BEING IN THIS ENTIRE PLANET

[6:23 PM] jawn: (can't hold all these feels *clings to alex and tori*)

[6:23 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I WILL AND HAVE EVER LOVED

[6:23 PM] marydarling: HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL

[6:23 PM] johnwithboobs: (*Clings back*)

[6:24 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You have six billion people 

[6:24 PM] sherlockwithboobs: to choose from

[6:24 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I don't

[6:24 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I DON'T

[6:24 PM] marydarling: I HAVE JHON

[6:24 PM] sherlockwithboobs: DON'T

[6:24 PM] sherlockwithboobs: HAVE

[6:24 PM] sherlockwithboobs: JOHN

[6:24 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (*Wrapp you all into a big hug for comfort*)

[6:24 PM] marydarling: He's all I have

[6:24 PM] jawn: Don't. 

[6:24 PM] jawn: Stop.

[6:24 PM] jawn: Now.

[6:24 PM] sherlockwithboobs: What else do you think I have mary?

[6:24 PM] jawn: I don't want either of you make the other leave me. Stop this, now.

[6:24 PM] sherlockwithboobs: What did I do for the past 3 years?

[6:25 PM] sherlockwithboobs: John, we can't share you, neither of us

[6:25 PM] sherlockwithboobs: we'll tear you apart

[6:25 PM] marydarling: You will tear him apart

[6:25 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Have him. 

[6:25 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I 'm going

[6:25 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Away

[6:25 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Please don't look for me

[6:25 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Please

[6:25 PM] jawn: Great. So you make me go through the same again.

[6:25 PM] marydarling: If you leave I'll fucking shoot  you 

[6:26 PM] jawn: Because you think it's the solution.

[6:26 PM] sherlockwithboobs: SHOOT ME PLEASE

[6:26 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: But don't you get it you dick?! He can't leave without you! She can't leave without him! 

[6:26 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I don't see any other solution

[6:26 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: And he can't live without her

[6:26 PM] sherlockwithboobs: LET'S ALL DI

[6:26 PM] sherlockwithboobs: E

[6:26 PM] sheepypu: ((GUYS. WHAT THE HELL.))

[6:26 PM] jawn: (XDDD DON'T ASK()

[6:26 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (omg sheepy)

[6:26 PM] marydarling: This isn't a fucking Shakesspear tragedy

[6:26 PM] sherlockwithboobs: We will be in pain

[6:26 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I can go back to it

[6:26 PM] jawn: You. 

[6:27 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: 'Well from my point of view it looks like one. 

[6:27 PM] jawn: It's all about you, always

[6:27 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I saw John, I'll be okay for a while. 

[6:27 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I don't know how else to DO THINGS

[6:27 PM] marydarling: I have a solution

[6:27 PM] sherlockwithboobs: YOU SHOULD KNOW

[6:27 PM] jawn: BUT I WON'T; FOR GOD'S SAKE

[6:27 PM] jawn: (I see you trying to struggle with laughter XD)

[6:27 PM] marydarling: John, I love you, you know that right?

[6:28 PM] marydarling: You saved me and I will always  owe you for that.

[6:28 PM] jawn: If the solution is what I think it is, then nope, sorry, I don't agree.

[6:28 PM] jawn: Don't even go there.

[6:28 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (NOPE)

[6:28 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (MARY NOPE)

[6:28 PM] marydarling: But I'm the only one who can walk away John!

[6:28 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (DON'T GO THERE)

[6:28 PM] jawn: I don't want you to.

[6:28 PM] sherlockwithboobs: What do you want John?  

[6:28 PM] marydarling: I know

[6:28 PM] johnwithboobs: (I hate you all so much)

[6:28 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (I SECOND THIS)

[6:28 PM] sherlockwithboobs: What the fuck do you want

[6:28 PM] jawn: (OH GOD MARY DON'T CRY)

[6:28 PM] sheepypu: ((I'm so confused.))

[6:28 PM] johnwithboobs: (MARY BABY DON'T CRY IT'S OKAY)

[6:28 PM] marydarling: TOO LATE

[6:28 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Mary bby don't cry)

[6:28 PM] sherlockwithboobs: ((SHHH, GO WITH IT)

[6:29 PM] jawn: (oh my god)

[6:29 PM] sherlockwithboobs: mary

[6:29 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Don't be a child

[6:29 PM] jawn: (now I am crying too)

[6:29 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm the child

[6:29 PM] johnwithboobs: (YOU CAN BE LESBIAN WITH JOAN AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE)

[6:29 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Sheepypu here's what you missed on BBC Sherlock)

[6:29 PM] jawn: (^)

[6:29 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (omg)

[6:29 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (John and Sherlock are fighting for love)

[6:29 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (this is season 3)

[6:29 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (But John loves Mary)

[6:29 PM] sheepypu: ((xD I love you all. No one cry. ))

[6:29 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (And Johnwithboobs and I are basically the... I do'nt know, the voice-off)

[6:29 PM] jawn: Mary. I love you. God, you can't just - Why does no one get that walking away isn't the 

[6:29 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (And I comment everything)

[6:29 PM] marydarling: John, I have to, don't you see that?

[6:29 PM] jawn: fucking solution?!

[6:29 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (And we all cry)

[6:29 PM] sherlockwithboobs: John you can't have us both. It's not legal, it wont even fucking work

[6:30 PM] sheepypu: ((Thank you.))

[6:30 PM] jawn: If I would have walked away in Afghanistan, I*'d be dead now and a lot of people too!

[6:30 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Mycroft could make it legal!)

[6:30 PM] marydarling: YOU"LL  DIE ANYWAYS IF I DON'T

[6:30 PM] jawn: (YEP)

[6:30 PM] jawn: Why would I die?

[6:30 PM] marydarling: I'm not him John

[6:30 PM] marydarling: I never was

[6:30 PM] marydarling: I will never be enogh for you!

[6:30 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (SOOOO MANNNY FEEEEEELZ)

[6:30 PM] marydarling: You need him

[6:30 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (NO MARY BB°

[6:31 PM] jawn: Yeah, but you're Mary. You saved me and I love you and it's not just something that will 

[6:31 PM] jawn: remain for only a short while, so stop this!

[6:31 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Sherlock I swear if you say that Mary isn't enough I'll strangle you in your sleep)

[6:31 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Mary

[6:31 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (This is a serious threat)

[6:31 PM] marydarling: John, you're a good man

[6:31 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (DON'T)

[6:31 PM] jawn: (NO)

[6:31 PM] johnwithboobs: (If I start crying I will hurt you all.)

[6:31 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (DON't)

[6:31 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (YOU)

[6:31 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (DARE)

[6:31 PM] marydarling: I love you in a way you will never understand

[6:32 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Mary 

[6:32 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (SHERLOCK)

[6:32 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I can't take John away from you

[6:32 PM] marydarling: You gave me a chance at redemption Jhon

[6:32 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: '(Phiiiiiiiew)

[6:32 PM] jawn: Mary, no.

[6:32 PM] jawn: This is not the way it works.

[6:32 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'll leave okay should fucking accept this as a nightmare

[6:32 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I nevr returnetd

[6:32 PM] marydarling: It's not your choice anymore John

[6:32 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm dad

[6:32 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *dead

[6:32 PM] jawn: (I'm dad)

[6:32 PM] jawn: (PLOT TWIST)

[6:32 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm in your heard

[6:32 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *head

[6:32 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (ARE YOU MY MUMMY?)

[6:33 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (STOP MAKING ME MISPELL)

[6:33 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (And here I scare the shit of everyone)

[6:33 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Ahah)

[6:33 PM] jawn: (XDDDD)

[6:33 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (JAWN IT'S INCEST)

[6:33 PM] jawn: (LOL)

[6:33 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (YOURE ACTUALLY MARY AND I'S CHILD)

[6:33 PM] jawn: (HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SRS LIKE THIS)

[6:33 PM] jawn: (LE GASP)

[6:33 PM] johnwithboobs: (NO STAHP IT I get enough weird incest from Supernatural fans I don't need it here too)

[6:33 PM] jawn: (let me guess mary impregnated you)

[6:33 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Gross)

[6:34 PM] jawn: (XDDDD)

[6:34 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (It's even worse than having your cosplay parents getting on)

[6:34 PM] jawn: (o god.)

[6:34 PM] sherlockwithboobs: John how can you don't understand WE CAN'T SHARE

[6:34 PM] marydarling: Sherlock shut up

[6:34 PM] sherlockwithboobs: ...

[6:34 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Good point Mary. Constructive strike.)

[6:34 PM] marydarling: John...

[6:34 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You know it's true

[6:34 PM] jawn: Yeah, and obviously, you are going to have what you wanted. I hope you're happy, 

[6:34 PM] jawn: Sheroc.

[6:35 PM] marydarling: John stop

[6:35 PM] marydarling: Stop being stubborn sand listen to me

[6:35 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *curls into a ball*

[6:35 PM] marydarling: Just listen

[6:36 PM] jawn: I am not being stubborn..

[6:36 PM] marydarling: I love you so much, and I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. 

[6:36 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (plot twist:sherlock was a pirate for three years)

[6:36 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Nope)

[6:36 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (nope nope nope)

[6:37 PM] marydarling: I wanted to so badly.

[6:37 PM] jawn: So did I! 

[6:37 PM] jawn: And I still do!

[6:37 PM] sherlockwithboobs: There is no way all three of us could be happy 

[6:37 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'll leave

[6:37 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Just

[6:37 PM] sherlockwithboobs: stop it

[6:37 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: SHERLOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[6:37 PM] marydarling: Shut up both of you!

[6:37 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Stop making me feel even more guilty 

[6:37 PM] johnwithboobs: (Sister Wives? You can get a TV show!)

[6:38 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Alex I will have you on a stick. 

[6:38 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: ((Sorry Sherlock you know I love you right <3)

[6:38 PM] jawn: (I love you all omg how am I ever supposed to be happy again XDD)

[6:38 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: I'd like to see you try. Mary you were saying? 

[6:38 PM] jawn left the room.

[6:38 PM] marydarling: Will you both let me fucking say goodbye?! Can you at least do that for me?!

[6:39 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (NO JAWN)

[6:39 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: ... I think Jawn left 

[6:39 PM] johnwithboobs: (OKAY FUCKING NOPE)

[6:39 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (tori)

[6:39 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Johnny boy

[6:39 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: where are you?

[6:39 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (TORI, YOU'RE JOHN NOW I CHOOSE YOU)

[6:39 PM] guest-425564 entered the room.

[6:39 PM] guest-425564 changed nickname to jawn

[6:39 PM] sherlockwithboobs: OMG

[6:39 PM] jawn: (THE FEELS KILLED MY PC)

[6:39 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Johnny Boy!

[6:39 PM] marydarling: (*did you see what i said last?

[6:39 PM] jawn: (WHAT HAVE I MISSD()

[6:39 PM] johnwithboobs: (Nooooooo I can't D:

[6:40 PM] johnwithboobs: I CAN NOT PLAY THIS LEVE OF ANGST)

[6:40 PM] jawn: (No D: )

[6:40 PM] sherlockwithboobs: John you'll have my coat, I'll have your jumper, you'll know I live but not where

[6:41 PM] marydarling: Will you both let me fucking say goodbye?! Can you at least do that for me?1

[6:41 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Youre not leaving him

[6:41 PM] marydarling: NOT YOUR CHOICE

[6:41 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Well for once I agree with the virgin

[6:41 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Close your mouth or I'll stitch it up

[6:41 PM] marydarling: It's mine and I'm fucking making it

[6:41 PM] jawn: Jesus Christ..... I can't... how are you actually expecting me to bear this, hm?

[6:41 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Then John will be alone

[6:42 PM] sherlockwithboobs: How is anyone expecting us?

[6:42 PM] marydarling: He'll have you

[6:42 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (... Or you would do shift.)

[6:42 PM] sherlockwithboobs: John you are the only person, let alone man I actually liked, let alone love. 

[6:43 PM] jawn: Are you really expecting me to be able to live my life happily ever after now?

[6:43 PM] marydarling: You will

[6:43 PM] jawn: Because I don't know how I am supposed to do that.

[6:43 PM] sherlockwithboobs: None of us will

[6:43 PM] marydarling: I know you will

[6:43 PM] sherlockwithboobs: We wont

[6:43 PM] sherlockwithboobs: mary

[6:43 PM] sherlockwithboobs: none of us

[6:43 PM] sherlockwithboobs: We're all used to pain

[6:43 PM] marydarling: Sut up Sherlock! For once in your life stop talking!

[6:44 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Mary Morstan, the only woman who get Sherlock to shut up)

[6:44 PM] marydarling: DAMN RIGHT

[6:44 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Love you too dear)

[6:44 PM] jawn: How am I supposed to let you go, Mary? 

[6:44 PM] jawn: (I LOVE YOU ALL CAN WE NOT JUST LIVE IN A COUNTRY THAT ALLOWS POLYGAMY)

[6:44 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Like I SAID CALL MYCROFT)

[6:44 PM] johnwithboobs: (I SECOND THIS)

[6:44 PM] jawn: (and have the john watson harem)

[6:44 PM] johnwithboobs: (JAWN FOR PRESIDENT)

[6:45 PM] marydarling: I'll show you John, Close your eyes...

[6:45 PM] johnwithboobs: (some cute to balance out the depression)

[6:46 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (She is so cute <3)

[6:46 PM] jawn: No. Please, Mary. Don't... don't go there. There has to be another solution. 

[6:46 PM] jawn: Where no one of you leaves /anywhere/.

[6:46 PM] marydarling: Please John just close your eyes

[6:46 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (dont)

[6:46 PM] marydarling: For me..

[6:46 PM] marydarling: Please

[6:47 PM] jawn: (omg no)

[6:47 PM] jawn: Don't make me.. 

[6:47 PM] marydarling: Close them john

[6:47 PM] jawn: (can we have some fluff after that because I can't sleep otherwise and fuck, crying T_T)

[6:47 PM] marydarling: (okay <3)

[6:47 PM] jawn: Mary. 

[6:47 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (yep)

[6:47 PM] jawn: Please.

[6:47 PM] johnwithboobs: (I vote threesome)

[6:47 PM] jawn: (I have never cried in a tinychat before YOU GO GIRLS YOU GO)

[6:48 PM] johnwithboobs: (Just saying)

[6:48 PM] jawn: (I agree with John)

[6:48 PM] marydarling: John close your eyes, it'll be okay

[6:48 PM] marydarling: I promise

[6:48 PM] jawn: How can you say that..

[6:48 PM] marydarling: Because I know

[6:48 PM] jawn: *closes eyes*

[6:48 PM] marydarling: Now, tell me you love me..

[6:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *doesnt even know why mary bothered to mary someone who doesn't love completely* 

[6:49 PM] jawn: Of course I do. I love you.

[6:49 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (NOPE MARY NOPE WHAT WILL YOU DO I'M SCARED)

[6:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Mary dont,

[6:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Just don't. 

[6:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Stand still

[6:49 PM] marydarling: I'm going to count to ten  okay?

[6:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I should have died, I cheated. 

[6:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I cheated John

[6:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I cheated life

[6:49 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I should've been the one dead

[6:49 PM] marydarling: When I get to ten 'I want you to open them

[6:50 PM] sherlockwithboobs: three fucking years ago

[6:50 PM] marydarling: 1

[6:50 PM] marydarling: 2

[6:50 PM] sherlockwithboobs: not the best time to use your gun for the first time

[6:50 PM] marydarling: (ICRYING OH LORD)

[6:50 PM] jawn: (ME TOO)

[6:50 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (same)

[6:50 PM] jawn: (FUCKING HELL)

[6:50 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm not, but tearing up 

[6:51 PM] jawn: Please don't leave..

[6:51 PM] johnwithboobs: (Holding Melissa for support D:)

[6:51 PM] sherlockwithboobs: I'm going

[6:51 PM] marydarling: -Mary skips away silently, leaving before the count is even finished-

[6:51 PM] jawn: (T_________________________________________________________________T)

[6:51 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (NO)

[6:51 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (NO)

[6:51 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (YES)

[6:51 PM] jawn: (NOT OKAY)

[6:51 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (AND NO)

[6:51 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (OH YOU

[6:51 PM] jawn: (SHERLOCK YOU ASS XD)

[6:51 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: SHUT UP

[6:51 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: SHERLOCK

[6:51 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Alex

[6:52 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: Yes? 

[6:52 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: What? 

[6:52 PM] sherlockwithboobs: You called me

[6:52 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: No I told you to shut up

[6:52 PM] jawn: *Opens his eyes, knowing exactly what happened. But the realization isn't less painful at 

[6:52 PM] jawn: all and he felt as if someone just ripped his heart out a second time*

[6:52 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Okay Jawn just kill us all)

[6:52 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (no problem)

[6:52 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *is still in a ball, sobbing, helpless, vulnerable, hurt, lost*

[6:52 PM] marydarling: (I DID THE RIGHT THING DAMN IT)

[6:52 PM] jawn: (does it even matter by the amount of pain now)

[6:52 PM] jawn: (YOU DID THAT IS THE PAINFUL THING ABOUT IT)

[6:52 PM] jawn: (I HATE IT)

[6:52 PM] jawn: (XD)

[6:53 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *just spent three years of his life saving the only man he loved* 

[6:53 PM] jawn: (SORRY SHERLOCK BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS TO FIX JOHN NOW STOP 

[6:53 PM] jawn: BEING INSENSITIVE AND SELFISH NOW)

[6:53 PM] jawn: (oh oh oh just one more)

[6:53 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (SHERLOCK GO HUG YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND GOD DAMNIT)

[6:53 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *gets up to hug bf*

[6:53 PM] jawn: *Straightens his shoulders again. He's a soldier, after all. He wears the mask of one.*

[6:53 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (was just about to)

[6:53 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (GOOD)

[6:53 PM] jawn: (LOL)

[6:53 PM] jawn: (omg)

[6:54 PM] marydarling: ( I JUST SACRIFICED EVERYTHING FOR YOU SO YOU BETTER GOD DAMN IT)

[6:54 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (take care of him, yessir)

[6:54 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (*go hug mary because mary needs comfort*)

[6:54 PM] jawn: (can we still be married in an alternate universe)

[6:54 PM] jawn: (plz)

[6:54 PM] jawn: (XD)

[6:54 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *clings to john, sniffing, sobbing and trying not to choke* 

[6:54 PM] jawn: (<3)

[6:54 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (sleeping babeh)

[6:54 PM] johnwithboobs: (She felt my pain)

[6:54 PM] jawn: *tries not to choke either but he's really feeling numb right now, not able to realize wha

[6:55 PM] jawn: just happened*

[6:55 PM] jawn: (aww)

[6:55 PM] johnwithboobs: (And snuggled)

[6:55 PM] jawn: (i miss my cat where is she why is she outside i need a hug)

[6:55 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *Doesn't know what to do, he just wanted to spend his life with John. He was here first*

[6:55 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *he wanted to keep bees and grew cotton and make red pants as a job*

[6:56 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: ((Melissa is a true fangirl at heart))

[6:56 PM] jawn: (and then there are the red pants)

[6:56 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: ((Mary BB you are making me cry)

[6:56 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (don't cry)

[6:56 PM] marydarling: ( I CAN"T STOPPPP)

[6:56 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *feels like his chest is stomped on, will need to see a therapist himself*

[6:56 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *anti depressants*

[6:57 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *has relapsed in his away time*

[6:57 PM] sherlockwithboobs: (DO YOU NEED MORE PAIN?

[6:57 PM] sherlockwithboobs: )

[6:57 PM] jawn: (actually no I ant to sleep and I don't want to  have nightmares again tonight XD)

[6:57 PM] jawn: (CAN WE TALK ABOUT NICE THINGS NOW?)

[6:57 PM] jawn: (I REALLY DON'T WANT NIGHTMARES X'D I HAVE THEM EVERY NIGHT)

[6:57 PM] johnwithboobs: (FUCKING NOPE)

[6:57 PM] sherlockwithboobs: John I love you

[6:57 PM] sherlockwithboobs: SHEEPY

[6:57 PM] jawn: (Mary omg let me love you)

[6:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: IT WAS PORN BUT IT GOT OUT OF CONTROL

[6:58 PM] jawn: (Have a big big big heart)

[6:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: MARY

[6:58 PM] jawn: LITERALLY

[6:58 PM] jawn: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN

[6:58 PM] jawn: I love you too, Sherlock

[6:58 PM] marydarling: I DON"T EVEN KNOW

[6:58 PM] sheepypu: I just came on and you were all in character suddenly. xD

[6:58 PM] jawn: ME EITHER

[6:58 PM] jawn: yeah

[6:58 PM] jawn: omg

[6:58 PM] marydarling: SHERLOCK STARTED IT

[6:58 PM] jawn: from PORN TO FEELS

[6:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: Jawn

[6:58 PM] jawn: imagine

[6:58 PM] sherlockwithboobs: john

[6:58 PM] sheepypu: I can't even imagine.

[6:58 PM] marydarling: I CAN'T STOP CRYING FUCK THESES FEELS WELPPPPPPP

[6:59 PM] jawn: I CAN'T PORN YOU WHILE MARY CRIES OMG

[6:59 PM] jawn: HOLD YOUR DICK FOR A SECOND

[6:59 PM] sheepypu: MARY NO

[6:59 PM] sheepypu: <3

[6:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *holds*

[6:59 PM] jawn: NOT LITERALLY

[6:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *shoves in your direction* 

[6:59 PM] jawn: EW

[6:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: DONT EW

[6:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: ITS NATURE

[6:59 PM] jawn: THAT IS REALLY NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU CAN'T SHOVE YOUR DICK IN PEOPLES 

[6:59 PM] jawn: FACES

[6:59 PM] johnwithboobs: (FUCK STOP I'M GONNA WAKE THE BABY)

[6:59 PM] jawn: BUT SHOVING IT INTO OTHERS FACES IS NOT NATURE

[6:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *shoves further* 

[6:59 PM] sherlockwithboobs: take it

[7:00 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (It's called giving head John)

[7:00 PM] jawn: ...

[7:00 PM] jawn: I GIVE UP

[7:00 PM] jawn: i can

[7:00 PM] marydarling: IS DEAD NOW THANKS

[7:00 PM] sherlockwithboobs: open your mouth

[7:00 PM] jawn: seriously sherlock I will never let you watch porns again

[7:00 PM] jawn: never

[7:00 PM] jawn: no good comes of it

[7:00 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: ... don't say come 

[7:00 PM] sherlockwithboobs: sure?

[7:00 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: don't 

[7:00 PM] jawn: ...

[7:00 PM] jawn: alex

[7:00 PM] jawn: you said that

[7:00 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: you're asking for the joke 

[7:00 PM] jawn: yes sure, you cant just shove you dick into my face jesus christ you have to learn things

[7:01 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (It's not me. It's Sherlock.)

[7:01 PM] sherlockwithboobs: John. I love you. Suck it

[7:01 PM] sherlockwithboobs: *is romantic*

[7:01 PM] sheepypu: Romantic sucking.

[7:01 PM] jawn: ...

[7:01 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (Do you realise we are al basicallly watching Johnlock porn?)

[7:01 PM] marydarling: WHERE IS SEB WHEN ALL THIS IS HAPPENING?!

[7:01 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (YES)

[7:01 PM] sheepypu: WAKE HER UP NOW

[7:01 PM] jawn: (this is not johnlock porn)

[7:01 PM] alexmoranmoriarty: (^)

[7:01 PM] marydarling: SOMEONE SAVE THIS

[7:01 PM] marydarling: CHAT SOMEWHERE

[7:01 PM] jawn: (this is sherlock pushing his dick in my face)

[7:01 PM] jawn: OH GOD YES

[7:01 PM] marydarling: IWE MUST POST IT

[7:01 PM] jawn: WE MUST!

YELL AT ME IF I FORGOT TO TAG YOU, I'M TERRIBLE AT THIS. 

[johnwithboobs-blog]

Gunpowderandlipstick started following you.

Hi, Jamie. What do you want?

[johnwithboobs-blog]

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Tea

Jam

Cuddling in dad's old jumpers

And Sherlock.

Yeah, mostly Sherlock.