#jon asks

[konathankenttheonly]

Looks like Clark let you finally get tumblr? Aren’t you suck a big kid now, with your iPad and all

@fashionable-super

Dad doesn’t actually know yet-

I WASNT A LITTLE KID!

[unknownunseenunheard]

Bart Allen is babeyest superhero

This is Jon Kent erasure

[royal-abbotts]

THE CHOKING STORY WHAT TELL TELL TELL

FDGHJKLSD i love love love when this comes back up cuz it’s my favorite story to tell. i met jon a couple years ago at a con and i wanted him to hold my face in the picture ok? and idk maybe i was talking too fast or somethin, he’d been meeting people ALL DAY so i don’t blame him that he misunderstood me but i said “can you hold my face” and he goes “?? your neck??” and just frickin grabs my neck O_O his hands are so huge ok that his middle finger touched the back of my neck. his thumb was up under my jaw. his whole palm covered the front of my throat. if i think about it i can still feel where his hand was omg. in the moment i was like “!!!!!!!! no!! my face!” and then of course he held my face and his giant hands were on my face omg i barely remember that part cuz i was still recovering from the neck thing. after the pic was over he laughed and was like “i’m sorry about the throat mama”. it’s a miracle i’m still alive. 

[konathankenttheonly]

you ever think about how @spacey-superboy is technically younger than you?

I’m giving you sibling-teasing ammunition, you’re welcome

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THAT MEANS I GET TO BOSS HIM AROUND AND HE CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE

[konathankenttheonly]

....I feel inclined to ask if you do infact ever sleep during sleepovers

@cksmallville

Uh… define ‘sleep

[unknownunseenunheard]

Jon Kent is nowhere near as babey as Bart.

You’re right, he’s so much more baby that Bart can’t even compete

[royal-abbotts]

i cant stop watching those working up videos of Jon, i think its one of the best thing we got, that and the most adorable swimming session. this man is getting unhealthy to look at if that makes any sense

you’re telling me!!! i was just minding my business when i got ASSAULTED!!! both of those videos killed me!! i love seeing stuff like that. idk it’s just cute. omg youre so right tho like that can’t be good for my heart to almost stop and start again every time does something like that!!!! we have been so #blessed these few weeks. especially in this drought of waiting for new material!

[royal-abbotts]

i just saw Sicario today, and i gotta say i didnt lke the movie, like it was soooo boring BUT, Jon was priceless. Not only the nice kissing scene, but how he gets close to her and says something to her year, and HOW HE DANCES OMG I DIED. i got all flustered like if i was there, he was so damn cuuute

ahhhh yes sicario. tbh that’s the only jon movie i’ve not watched all the way through. i could NOT get into it at all. i wasn’t even sure of what was going on and i was paying really close attention. BUT JON like that’s exactly it....he looks AMAZING. his butt in those jeans, his shoulders in the plaid, his HAIR, and he’s so tan and clean cut omg i die. the southern twang, the sexy grin, the look he gives her from across the bar?? the way he holds the beer bottle?? and don’t even get me started on him leaning in to whisper to her BLESS. his dancing his adorable and sexy and i can’t even handle it at all. i’ve seen that scene a few times, but no matter how many times i watch it my heart beats so fast. he just is that cute and that sexy. it’s just not fair. so believe me i know exactly what you mean omg.