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“jones mcbones commits tax evasion” - @fernfolke

The scariest part about that story is some poor innocent kid probably found a skeletal arm on the floor

oh absolutely, from head to toe jones mcbones is the length of whole my arm so i can’t imagine the amputated skele-limb would be easy to ignore

#i wonder if the person who found it took it in and just... Has A Skeleton Arm Now #asks #jones mcbones

What happened to Mr. McBones's arm?

so i got him as a birthday present for my 17th, right? i had a friend in my second period class who gave him to me then, and i carried him around the whole day because i was NOT going to be irresponsible and just shove him in my backpack.

long story short at some point in the day i look down and see that his left arm past his elbow had come detached and, presumably, fell on the ground somewhere. i was DEVASTATED and put a mike wazowski bandaid on his poor, poor arm. since then, he has become stronger for it and i am proud of how far he’s come.

#so basically i was irresponsible #asks #smol bean dragon hoard #jones mcbones

If you woke up one day with Nomad's power to give objects life what would you do?

bring jones mcbones to life! :) oh! in fact, i think he has something to say about it, here i’ll give him the keyboard

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