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I hate being alone yet I push people away

Some people are just bitter because I am happy and they are not. Is it bad to date someone or fall in love? If you find it wrong for celebs to date then that makes you a hypocrite because you can fall in love but because I am an idol I can’t. So I cannot live my life the way I should or be human. The reason why labels often tell us idols to behave a certain way is because of those same hypocrites that bash us on a daily basis. Basically a protection mechanism of sorts but of course slowly our true selves would slip out at some point. Really, some people need to go re-evaluate their priorities and I am not gonna downgrade myself for a bunch of stupidass pussified hypocrites. All these bitches that are crying because I am dating Krystal should go fuck themselves because if they throw their dirty bodies towards me, I shall step all over them and crush them with no mercy. I promised not to kill but Lord help me, I might commit a genocide and wipe those bitches away from this earth because that is the only way anyone can ever get peace.

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Jongin: Were is everyone?!!

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Jongin: Our newest addition is Richard named after my maternal grandpa

Richard: *cries tears of joy *I am so happy!! *hugs Jongin*

Judai: Awww!! he finally gets a name

Eunji: Why did umma not give him one?

Taemin: Thanks appa for giving him a name

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Jongin: OK THIS IS NOT FUNNY?!!! SINCE WHEN DID I BECOME A BABY MAKING MACHINE?!!! FIRST THE TWINS, THEN JUDAI!!! Ok Alex’’s mum and I ‘s case is different BUT JESSICA IS USING ME AS A FUCKING SPERM MACHINE JUST SO SHE CAN CREATE SUPER SOLDIERS!! I MEAN, SHE IS WORSE THAN TALIA AL-GHUL!!! YES BITCHES, THERE IS YET ANOTHER KIM BABY AND SAID BABY IS IN THERE!!! *points at kid who is 15 years old and yet another meta baby like Judai* YET ANOTHER FREAKING TEENAGER!!! AND THEN THERE WOULD BE MY FUTURE KIDS WITH KRYSTAL......if we get married that is

Judai: Appa calm down!!

Krystal: Aww don’t be like that Jongin *hugs Jongin*

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Chanyeol: SERIOUSLY JONGIN DA FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!!

Jongin: I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING GODDAMMMITTT!!! YOU WERE THE ONE THAT FUCKING BROUGHT THIS SHIT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! YOU ARE SAYING I BLAME OTHERS WHEREAS YOU ARE DOING THE SAME SHIT TOO!! NOW WHO IS THE MOTHERFUCKING HYPOCRITE HERE?!!

*Everyone keeps quiet*

Chanyeol: You are as big of a hypocrite Jongin. If anything, you are the one responsible for everything that has gone wrong in this group

Jongin: *is actually sad but pretends to be a bitch to hide it* Really now? And I am damn sure that the rest of you still feel that way which explains why you always backstab me huh? *The others glare at each other* Good. Because I no longer need any single one of you. *grabs his contract and burns it in their presence earning gasps from everyone* Remember our slogan We Are One? Well it had already lost its meaning. Call me a bitch and self centered and self entitled but you know it is the truth. We haven’t been acting like a team as of recent and the fans and media have noticed that yet it is me you are pointing fingers at. I am not the root cause of all this and you know it yet you are all so blind to see that. I have forgiven you all numerous times and I put in just as much if not more hard work than all of you but enough is enough. I am breaking all ties with you and shall never ever forgive all of you. I want you to just get out on those streets and suffer.*Throws them all out house* Have a nice week. *smirks and walks away*

Sehun: *hits Chanyeol* YOU IMBECILE!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! NOW JONGIN THINKS WE ARE TRYING TO HURT HIM WHEREAS IT WAS ALL YOU!! *stomps off and goes off to beg Jongin with Suho, Lay and Baekhyun following*

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Jongin: Taehyung, your mother is calling ya!! *points at Baekhyun*

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