I throw my soft brown locks in a messy bun as I look in the mirror I'm admiring my Tortured Green orbs I'm rovan webbson I'm just your average 113 year-old girl Living in whatever America, And then I hear a piercing voice From downstairs
"ROVAN WEBBSON DOWN NOW"
I run downstairs my Baggy tely shirt barely clinging to my vampiric body Did I mention I was a vampire hea It's awesome I know
I see 5 oddly familiar men standing in my living room (mom) "I'm selling you to buy more drugs You know that good shit Word word"
The shortest one Reaches out his Bony hand (thom) "I'm thom yorke" *Wildly gestures behind him* "That's Colin " *A Dark Raven almost brunette with soft orbs Gently wave at hes not much taller than thom lmfao* (thom) " That's Ed *he had mocha soft brown hair and hes much taller than thom he Flashes a Sly grin As he puts his hands in his Back pockets* (thom) "That's are Stupid loser cunt Drummer Phil" *A guy almost around Ed's height waves to you And gives you a soft smile he bald he kind of looks like a white Steve Harvey lol* (thom) "And then there's Jonny" *The shy brunette with piercing black orbs stares back at you and then looks away Frantically, He Raises his hand to give a soft wave* (Ed) "Well enough with the chit chat we need to get on the road show starts at 5" *Phil reaches out his hand And guides me to their Tour bus van thingy* *I look up at him with my gentle green orbs* (rovan) "Isn't Buying people literally illegal Why do you guys even need me😂" *Thom Butts in* (thom) "Backup singer." (rovan) "No way I'm not going on stage" (jonny) "That's the funny thing We already paid" *In mind* I think I remember I actually had a sister I would play her Stunt double in these Cheap Action movies I had to jump across a Gap in two buildings I don't remember much besides the leap and Falling in a dumpster A syringe Had planted itself in my neck Then I felt a sharp pain in my teeth I looked down at a piece broken glass cascading against the concrete and I realized I'd Grown fangs Horrified I ran off into the streets Life after life home After home And now we're here (colin) I call shotgun! (jonny) "uh no you don't" *They both proceed to race each other to the car to only be beat by Phil* (Phil) "nice tried both of you but I'm riding up front with Ed" (thom) "With you in behind the wheel this 50/50 chance we're ramming into a tree tonight" (ed) "Don't worry I only had well.....an amount of drinks before we got here" (rovan) "whos idea was it to even buy me" (colin) "Well we saw you on tiktok shop" (rovan) *In mind* bitch So broke she put me on tiktok Shop Couldn't even make it to ebay😂 I love you emojis in my mind💯 *Rovan crawls in the back seat In between Johnny and Colin* (colin) "Put your seatbelts on I prefer Neither of you die before we get to the venue" (ed) "Oh shut up nobody's gonna die" *He says looking into the back of the rv* (thom) "EYES ON THE ROAD" *A sharp jolt It's the front of the bus* (Jonny) "YOU HIT SOMETHING EDDD" *Thom starts hyperventilating into a brown baggy* (ed) "Oh god I can't go back to jail" (Colonizer the Greenwood) "YOU WERE IN JAIL-" (phil) "We have to see what we just hit" (rovan) "Yeah we were just in the school zone" *She's just making stuff up but everyone still gets out to check* (Eminem) "Looks like I have slimmed my last shady....*Cough dies*" (colin) "OH SHIT LET ME DO CPR" * (jonny) "He split in two how do you think that would help" (thom) "Ladies, ladies please" (ed) "We have to dispose of the body" *They all grab some towels and wrap him up in them* *Everybody gets back in the car* (thom) "Looks like we're gonna have to wrap him up in the back of the trunk😂💯" (jonny) "Packed with foam?" (Thom) "Blinded drunk...." (Ed) "Will everyone shut up we gotta make sure they don't take us alive *Everyone in unison* "Cause we all drive killer cars💯💯" (colin) "hah So about the body..." (Phil) *Checks the map* "Looks like there's a Waterfall of sorts coming up we can dump him in there" (I'm not finishing this at the moment so here's your scraps)
