Whoo hoo first public fanfiction and its about 2 robot that I adore (Jordalice and Ron slsls). This is a coffeeshop au and I enjoyed making this. I hope you all enjoy it to!
Your name is J0RD-471C3, or JordAlice since your creator has labeled you as such. You work at a coffee shop named Sugar Cube Cafe, and a female named Penny Parker is the owner. She is your creator, or your mother as she would want you to call her. You work at her shop, and you usually ignore almost all of the consumers, aside from one. You see, Penny invites her friends over for free coffee and to play dungeons and dragons. Whenever her friends, or spagoots as they call themselves, come to the shop, they bring a tiny robot with them. That robot is called Ron.
Ron seems to be the exact opposite of you. While you are tall, thick, collected, and elegant, he is small, skinny, easily excited, and unrefined. You have a nice pastel pink aura while Ron has muted blue paint plastered on him. While you gracefully skate around the tables and pedestrians that litter your workspace, Ron fumbles around like a drunk toddler, and bumps into everything and everyone. He even wears a blue hoodie that matches Ryan, one of the members of spagoots. From what you can gather, he seems to be built by spagoots without a meaning behind his existence. Every time spagoots comes over, you gawk at Ron while he fumbles around the cafe. You’re amazed at how he reacts to the world. Every time he bumps into someone, he laughs, briefly apologizes, and continues on his merry way. Every time he bumps into something, he always manages to do something spectacularly stupid but extraordinary. Once, he managed to make a chair fort without touching any of the chairs with his arms. Another time, he managed to swap multiple bag of coffee grains with instant hot chocolate mix. Also, he hacked into all of the machines in the store, just to get free snacks from the vending machine. Only for the snacks. He makes your job a living hell, but you can’t help but be fascinated by his antics.
You would like to learn more about Ron, but you’re always too busy to stop and talk to him. Your creator has insisted that you have a crush on him, but you don’t think that’s the case. A crush can be defined as a person with whom someone is infatuated or have a brief but intense infatuation for (someone). You assume your owner is talking about the second meaning, but this scenario most likely aligns with the first meaning. You are not particularly interested in dating him, but he is really interesting to be around. He’s very loud, but besides that, he seems like a entertaining robot to be around.