Falls asleep on the couch: Joseph does, but when Marley asks him if he wants to go to bed, he swears he isn’t asleep.
Makes friends with the neighbors: Marley, and drags Joseph over to meet their new friends.
Is the adventurous eater: Marley is, which he is probably surprised by, with the amount of diner food she eats.
Hogs the covers at night: Because of their size difference, Joseph just ends up with them no matter how much Marley tries.
Forgets to do the dishes: Joseph, and has to make it up to Marley (who really forgot to do the dishes but convinced him he did).
Tries to surprise their partner more often: Marley.
Leaves dirty laundry on the floor: Marley, but if he got mad at it, she’d just start to undress until he forgot what he was mad about in the first place.
Stays up til 2 AM reading: Joseph, and Marley’s curled up to him asking him to just go to sleep (or not sleep, with her).
Sings in the shower: Marley, and loudly, even if he’s still sleeping.
Takes the selfies: Neither!
Plans date night: Joseph!