Hades/Ganymede
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa: Ganymede would struggle trying to push a pull door open. Hades would watch him struggle for quite a while before going over to tell him quietly that he’s doing it wrong.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them: Ganymede. I don’t believe this needs much explanation.
Who starts the tickle fights: I don’t see Hades as ticklish, so yeah, Hades would start whenever Ganymede wouldn’t be quiet.
Who starts the pillow fights: Ganymede would come up when Hades least expects it and hit him over the head with a pillow. Hades would be annoyed and try to ignore it.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile: Hades.
Who mistakes salt for sugar: Ganymede would offer him the salt instead of the sugar and Hades would take the salt and put immense amounts of it into his food, only to find that it tastes rather peculiar.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning: Ganymede, Hades will poke him until he goes to fix the problem.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines: Ganymede.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order: Hades would do this in his free time, but since his free time is so nonexistent it’s mythical, Ganymede would do it and wait for his silent approval.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies: Hades doesn’t bake, but Ganymede would pull him into it and shove the cookie dough in his mouth.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion: Ganymede has a deep affection for romantic dinners and would set the table with matching dinner plates and tablecloths and flowers.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen: Ganymede would doodle absent mindedly on Hades’ arm.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation: Neither. Magnets aren’t really either of their thing, more like some odd artifact bought in an antique shop.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines: Ganymede would bring over a stack of magazines and pile them up, doing all of the surveys, reading them out for Hades to answer.
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