Jan 7, 2025
forget sister being the co-parent to junior. tex does it for the simple reason of church hates it with a burning passion
#listen i love sister and jr having a good relationship but i also love smug annoying tex so here we are#church thinks she’s joking until jr’s spending every other weekend at their place and he actually rips his hair out about it#important note is that tex does not want to parent junior. she just wants to piss off church#tex smugly: ‘come on church he’s just a kid. i thought you liked kids’#church: ‘THATS NOT A KID ITS AN ABOMINATION’#this is peak chexer to me#tex and tucker teaming up to ruin church’s life#this would be my number one headcanon if it weren’t for the fact i think tex is hardwired to be afraid of the aliens#bc the director knew she was killed by them and so alpha was afraid of her being killed by them and blah blah blah#rvb#red vs blue#agent texas#tex rvb#junior rvb#jr rvb#leonard church#church rvb#ignore the fact I haven’t posted abt rvb in so long I promise im still here