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ANOTHER ANNOUCEMENT

ADMIN CHAR AND ADMIN JC ARE BACK AS WELL

WOOO

JRE BACK IN  BUSINESS

WILL PROB UPDATE TONIGHT~~

PARTY WITH US

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ANNOUNCEMENT

ADMIN BABYLIN IS BACK Y’ALL~

:3

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Things aren’t always picture perfect pt 4 JRE #9

CONTINUING FROM LAST POST

Kyungsoo: You’ve always been the kids favorite being the “fun” parent.. 

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Ren & Tao: *look between both parents lost* 

Kris: Listen here, doesn’t matter who’s on who’s side. You both took a part in making the kids choose and doing that isn’t the right thing to do.

Kyungsoo: *feels like a horrible husband and mother*

Kyungsoo: You’re right Kris..

Kris:Don’t feel bad, everyone fights but you two should talk things out with each other. Think about your kids and the sake of everyone’s happiness in the family

Tao: I love mama and daddy, please don’t fight.

Ren: ;-; ;^; ;-;

Jongin: *hmphs* alright then dad..

Jongin: COME HERE KYUNGSOO

Jongin: I NEED TO MAKEOUT WITH YOU... BUT ACTUALY KISS YOU SWEETLY CAUSE..

Jongin: I LOVE YOU

Jongin: *korean drama music*

Kyungsoo: *sighs* I love you.. But I love the kids more so that’s why I’ll forgive you.

Kyungsoo: I mean. I love you all equally.

Jongin: *GROANS*

Jongin: THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAY IN BED

Jongin: *wink*

Jongin: Mentioning the bed...

Jognin: I am not in it.

Kyungsoo: Good. You’re lazy and need to stay outta that bed.

Ren: btw I DID take a picture of grampa and panda ge.

Jongin: *gropes ass* what did you say soo?

Kyungsoo: *moans*

Jongin: DAD

Jongin: WHAT DID YOU DO

Kris: panda wanted a kiss

Jongin: I WONDER HOW MOM FEELS ABOUT THIS

Kris: she’s gonna shank me

Kris: probably...

Ren: Halmoni said he was okay with panda taking his hubby.

Kris: Really? He said that? omo

Kris: o3o

Kris: Panda come to me bby

Jongin: wow my goddamn parents doe

Jongin: My son and my father making out

Jongin: *slides hands in soo’s pants* WHOOPS

Kris: Says the one who made out with a chicken

Jongin: DAD STOP

Kris: you started it

END

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aight y’all

this is important

like.

appa ohcharizard help me with this.

mom, admin jc

is coot af

like omg. u just want to *huggle huggle*

so precious and smol

~ Admin Kala

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Things aren’t always picture perfect pt 3 JRE #8

CONTINUING FROM LAST POST

Kris: SON U BETTER STOP BEFORE I CHOP IT OFF

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Ren: Panda ge could’ve been scarred for life..

Kris: just apologize to each other and make up

Kyungsoo: H-he’s always flirting with other people

Kyungsoo: And and

Jongin: DAD IM SORRY OK *is making out with a chicken*

Kyungsoo: Making me feel like he doesn’t appreciate me.

Kris: How are you feeling Tao?

Kyungsoo: And

Kyungsoo: He also didn’t do anything to save the kids..

Kris: Why don’t you talk things out then?

Tao: Better, Rennie saved me

Tao: And because you’re here Kris

Kyungsoo: He’s just always HORNY

Jongin: BULLSHIT

Jongin: I DID GO RUN AFTER THEM!!

Jongin: AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU

Kyungsoo: IT’S NOT BULLSHIT

Kyungsoo: IT’S THE TRUTH

Kyungsoo: YOU DIDN’T RUN ENOUGH

Jongin: BUT YOU NEVER COME TO BED

Kyungsoo: *SCOFFS*

Jongin: I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL

Kyungsoo: OH

Kyungsoo: SO YOU ONLY APPRECIATE ME IN BED!?

Jongin: NO OMG LISTEN TO ME GOODNESS

Jongin: U NEVER LISTEN TO ME

Kyungsoo: ...I’m listening

Kris: it’s good that you’re feeling better (:

Tao: K-kris? Can Tao kiss you?

Jongin: Listen Bae, you need to understand the I am hyper sexual and feel like I am rarely appreciated in this family. I’m just there in bed doing nothing because I feel like no one wants me

Jongin: *sighhh*

Jongin: The hard life of Kim Jongin

Kyungsoo: We do want you. We need you. The kids need you. You’re supposed to take the initiative and do something about it if you feel that way..

Kris: Of course Tao. *smiles and taps own cheek*

Ren: I’m sorry appa I didn’t know you felt that way.. *huggles appa*

Tao: *kisses*

Jongin: *hugs son ren* u r a real good kid

Kyungsoo: -frowns-

Kyungsoo: Great. Now no ones on my side.

Kyungsoo: You’ve always been the kids favorite being the “fun” parent..

END OF PART 3

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WHEN ADMIN BABYLIN REALISED WE HAD AN ACTUAL FAN.

admin Babylin: OH

~ admin Kala :3

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Things aren’t always picture perfect pt 2 JRE #7

CONTINUING FROM LAST POST

Kyungsoo: *sniffles and nods, laying down with my babies* your father is a jerk..

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Ren: I know Mamasoo, I know

Kyungsoo: But without him I wouldn’t have you kids..

Ren: At least he was useful for a few things..

Kyungsoo: Yes he was..

Tao: *wakes up*

Ren: Are you okay Panda ge? Do you want anything? Are you thirsty, hungry? I’ll go get you some food. *leaves to kitchen*

Kyungsoo: Are you alright baby? Mama loves you very much.

Tao: *nods slowly* I love you too mama

Kyungsoo: Do.. do you think your father will come back?..

Tao: Yeah maybe

Kyungsoo: *sings quietly to tao*

Ren: *come back with food and a dragon plushie*

Tao: *blushes* th-thank you Rennie

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Kris: ah

Kris: where’s my son at?

Ren: Appa left the house earlier

Jongin: *is back* I’m here daddy

Kris: Left the house??

Jongin: I did father...

Jongin: I was... unwanted...

Kris: Why, what happened?

Jongin:...

Tao: *blushes* Kris..

Tao: Daddy said I could kiss you

Kyungsoo: Tao was kidnapped and Jongin didn’t do anything

Kyungsoo: So I’m mad at him

Jongin: I DID EXCUSE ME

Jongin: BUT HE KEPT RUNNING AWAY

Kyungsoo: SO? YOU RUN AFTER THEM

Kris: kiss me Tao?

Kyungsoo: THE CHILDREN ARE ON MY SIDE

Kyungsoo: RIGHT BABIES?

Ren: Yes Mamasoo

Tao: yeah

Kyungsoo: *grins in triumph but then frowns*

Kyungsoo: No one wants me.

Kris: come here Tao *smiles*

Ren: *huggles mamasoo* I want you, I need you..

Tao: *blushes and walks over*

Kyungsoo: *hugs back* Thank you baby. At least someone cares. *glares at jongin*

Kris: ya, you guys have kids together. Why fight like this?

Jongin: *IS GONE HIPTHRUSTING*

Kris: SON U BETTER STOP BEFORE I CHOP IT OFF

END OF PART 2

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Things aren’t always picture perfect pt 1 JRE #6

ALL THIS HAPPENED AFTER TAO WAS SAVED BY REN AFTER BEING KIDNAPPED BY A STRANGER DANGER.

Jongin: *hipthrusting at baekhyun*

Jongin: YOLO

Ren: And you wonder why Mamasoo ignores you in bed...

Ren: *cuddles tao*

Jongin: -SMACKDOWN-

Jongin: OOOOOH SHIT

Jongin: GDI KIDS

Jongin: WHERE IS UR MOM

Ren: Not with you

Jongin: -SMACKDOWN #69- 

Jongin: what is this attitude you are giving me

Jongin: Go to bed it’s ur bed time

Ren: Nu I have to protect Panda ge, this attitude came because you didn’t go get Panda ge when he needed you..

Jongin: HE KEPT RUNNING AWAY FROM ME

Kyungsoo: *glares at jongin*

Jongin: OK FINE, IM LEAVE THIS HOUSE

Jongin: *leaves*

Kyungsoo: FINE! I DON’T CARE

Jongin: *angry and doesn’t bother looking back*

Kyungsoo: *starts crying because can’t believe him

Ren: Here Mamasoo come lay down with us

Kyungsoo: *sniffles and nods, laying down with my babies* Your father is a jerk..

END OF PART 1