David Gets Arrested in His Own Driveway - VIEWS
Thursday April 4, 2019 , Youtube Video April 8,2019
Jason met David’s trainer and David makes fun of Jason’s trainer.
Jason has lost 9 lbs and has to wear a belt now. He says that he lost the weight due to his trainer but David says he lost it due to Jeff training him.
They talk about how you can not diss a soldier. Jason inadvertently says something about nazi soldiers not being bad and then he corrects himself.
David was working out with his trainer and he tells him that if he keeps working out he will love it.
David has worked out 8 times in the past 3 weeks. Arnold compares orgasm to pumping iron
David said if working out was like orgasming he would be the most shredded dude in the friend group
They went to Vegas and David was sitting behind him on the plane.
Jason says that he is doing 15 minutes of standup and will follow that with stories.
Jason asked David if he has any good stories for his show and David had a look on his face like wtf he thinks I care
David says that Zane and Heath were being loud and juuling on the plane and David wanted to put his head down and pretend he wasn’t with them
Cops pulled up in his neighbors drive and David went out into his drive.The cop peeked over his fence and was like my kids love you!
Natalie was out of the house and was pulling up in the drive when the cops were there. David asked the cops to fake arrest him right quick.
Natalie froze when the cops were arresting them and she texted their friend to see if it was real.
Jeff was pulling up too and David told the cops his name and that he was a real criminal. The cops asked if Jeff was Jeff Wittek and they told him to put his hands up.
They talk about how cops can be fun and nice instead of a hardass
David and Jason talk about his jokes for Sunday’s improv show
They then talk about how David edits and how they can spend 30 minutes filming with someone and only gets one joke.
Scott can talking with David while hes vlogging and Scott says David won’t include any of the footage because it’s not funny.
Jason took the dog to the dog cleaners “Bone Sweet Bone” and he had a minor break down in front of the kids
David was going to get Jason a dog but he didn’t . Jason couldn’t have a dog in the house he’s currently living in.
Jason is a softie around golden retrievers and goes off on a mini tangent
Chipotle gave David his own burrito on their website and he thinks they don’t know how big of a deal that is
David was at Chipotle taking photos and the guy asked him how many times a week he eats Chipotle. David eats it 5x or more a week
Jason tells David that he has something to talk about with him. David makes fun of him because everytime he does that Jason is going to talk shit about David.
David went to the Beverly Hill’s hotel and found out what a Shirley Temple is.
David can not form opinions on things until someone else validates it.
Jason and David talk about hotels and which one is his favorite.
David shows up late to places and have people order for him, Jason finds it rude
David did a Make a Wish other day . He was in Vegas and he had to race to get home. The girl came over to David’s house and they went to Chipotle and hung out for 2 hours after at his house.
David can’t believe that he is someones wish and can’t believe people look up to him.
The girl had cancer and has been cancer free for a year. The little sister wanted a wish but couldn’t have one. So she was like okay well i want cancer.
Natalie really wants a dog and keeps asking David for one.He is surprised that he hasn’t caved yet .
Jason buttdialed David while he was at a charity for his childrens school.
David can’t figure out how Jason keeps butt dialing him with the iPhone not having any buttons.
Jason and David talk about how malls are going out of business and they can now order things online and send it back for free
Jason makes fun of David
David had a fun time in Vegas and Jason talks about how Vegas wiped him out.
Jason’s favorite gifts are the ones his children makes for him.
David gets Reggie on the podcast and he talks about how coming feels.
Reggie came out to his brother first and he feels like he can actually talk about himself now.
David and Jason asks about how his DM’s are looking now that he is out. His DM’s are popping.
On this weeks episode of Joe’s Teeny Weeny Podcast, Joe bought a Ouiji Board and David tells him to get the fuck out because he doesn’t want that bad energy in his fucking house.
Joe tries to open the box and play but David keeps trying to kick him out
Joe pretends that the ouiji board is saying the the worst podcast is VIEWS podcast
David tells us the story about David playing with the Ouiji board when he was younger and him waking up with bruises.
My name Jeff.