Carmen (the world-renowned, master thief, arguably the greatest thief in the world) thinks Jules is the coolest person ever.
Meanwhile you look over at Julia and she’s had a tumblr account since 2012, probably with multiple sideblogs that she ran like the Navy. She remembers superwholock and the 2012 Avengers era where Hawkeye lived in the vents for some reason.
She’s read and probably written fanfic since she was 13. She knows of fanfic.net, she knows of Y/N being sold to One Direction on Wattpad. She can operate AO3 filters in her sleep.
She knows the FNAF lore front to back (definitely also has her own theories), attends ren fairs (costume making included), and has hundreds of hours logged in Minecraft.
She knows how to play D&D, probably had a punk or other alt phase (it might still be lurking like a sleeper agent), and has probably seen Jurassic Park so many times she could put on a one-woman show of it perfectly.
She’s read Percy Jackson and had a subsequent Greek mythology obsession.
…And Carmen is absolutely correct her girlfriend is The Coolest












