the hotel manager from pretty woman is a saint. if it happened to me? if cynical mogul richard gere serenaded strangers on the bar piano in his shirtsleeves and waistcoat. only to send everyone away and get fluids all over that sweet steinway with sex worker julia roberts? i'd freak. i'd go nuts. julia roberts gets a pass but richard gere knows how much that thing costs. that's literally a public performance instrument. also that guy probably left his guitar there and has to loiter around while they get busy because richard gere is richer than midas. i hope they deep cleaned it real good.
