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The internet can be a strange and demanding place. Jun and Jae fans alike sent a Tiktok into virality of a woman asking - nay, demanding - to know why Jae hadn't proposed yet. Amassing a total of 700k likes and 100k comments of people speculating and debating, there has been several conclusions: A. Jae isn't that in love with Jun, B. Jun hasn't allowed Jae to propose, or C. They are engaged. In secret.
Today we will be taking a look at the some more couples in Hollywood to give them a rating. Keep in mind, we're using "couple" loosely. Some of these are exes, situationships, etc. The rating will be out of 10 with points in the following categories loyalty (1), attractiveness (2), power couple (2), compatibility (2), individual personalities (2), public cuteness (1).
COLE AND EVA -
loyalty - Well, we're gonna go ahead and give this a big fat zero. attractiveness - We'd say they're a relatively shaky couple, but they don't really look like people that would've been a couple. We'll give this a 1.5. power couple - They're both successful in their own right, but nothing about them really screams 'traditional power couple', especially when they first got together. compatibility - ...I'm gonna go ahead and score this a .5 because of all of the cheating and nonsense. individual personalities - They both seem good as people. Cheaters and messy? Sure, but outside of that they seem fine, so we'll give them full points for this. public cuteness - I'm going to go ahead and say...no? I can't remember them being cute publicly for a whillee. OVERALL SCORE - 4/10
DAX AND RENATA -
loyalty - We have very little information about this, so we'll give them the benefit of the doubt and give them points for this. attractiveness - This is the weirdest looking couple. I'm going to give this a 1 because they're even less matched up than Eva and Cole. power couple - There is nothing about this couple that is a power couple. Renata is still fairly new to the scene, and Dax has lost any amount of power or relevance..if had any. Zero. compatibility - ...We saw them on Dollhouse. Zero. individual personalities - We're going to give this a 1 because they're both worth half a point. public cuteness - Zero. OVERALL SCORE - 3/10
DECLAN AND WAVERLY -
loyalty - We saw what happened on tv with Sadie and her heatstroke. We'll give this a .25 because Waverly has been loyal. attractiveness - They're both rather attractive, but similarly to the last two..don't really fit with each other? We'll give this a 1.5. power couple - Taking the two of them, they don't really have power couple vibes but the power of Amazon is undeniable. We'll give this a 1.25 because, sorry, we can't justify Declan in this scenario. compatibility - They seem pretty average in compatibility. We'll give this a 1.5, because they don't seem perfect for each other by any means, but clearly they get along. individual personalities - They seem fine. Nothing noteworthy here, so we'll give them the points for it. public cuteness - They haven't really been publicly cute since Declan threatened Elijah. So, zero. OVERALL SCORE - 6.5/10
ZEKE AND STELLA -
loyalty - How are we supposed to judge this with the shakyness of the Cleo timeline? Since that isn't confirmed, we'll give them a 1.75..that .25 is our doubt. attractiveness - They're a fairly attractive couple, and they look like they would be together. power couple - They're both fairly new to the scene, so we'll call it a 1. compatibility - They seem fairly compatible. individual personalities - At times they can be a bit yikes, so we'll give them a 1.25 public cuteness - They're constantly disgusting on the timeline. We'll give them half a point. OVERALL SCORE - 8.5/10
JAE AND JUN -
loyalty - These two seem pretty loyal to each other! We'll give them full points. attractiveness - They're both an extremely attractive couple, and they match up well together. power couple - We can't really say they have the 'vibe' of a power couple, even though they have their own individual powers and career. We'll give them 1 point for this. compatibility - These two seem extremely compatible, aside from the time that Jae said that he wished Jun would whine less. We'll still give them full points. individual personalities - This one depends on who they're asking. We'll give them a 1.75 on this one. .25 because of some of the twitter..nonsense, though that has died down lately. public cuteness - They're not frequently cute publicly, but the way Jun talks about Jae on the pod is cute. We'll give this a .25. OVERALL SCORE - 8/10
FLETCHER AND POPPY -
loyalty - We'll give this a .50 because while Fletcher wasn't loyal, it seems like Poppy was. attractiveness - They're messy, but we can't deny that they're an attractive couple. We'll call this full. power couple - Oh, now, c'mon...this is a power couple. compatibility - They seem to have gotten along on Dollhouse, but its hard to say because they did break up. But their chemistry on Dollhouse was there...hmm.... We'll call it a 1.25. individual personalities - We'll give this a 1.25. Why are we removing the .75? You guess. public cuteness - We'll give this half a point? OVERALL SCORE - 7.50/10
Junior Do at the Met Gala
Now, this is someone who understood the assignment. It's avant-garde in a good way. I could live without the crown as it's distracting from the rest of the look.
7/10 A
If you don't know who Junior Do is - he is a pianist and is one of the co hosts on the podcast Lawsuit Pending. Since we missed his birthday a few days ago, we wanted to honor him by looking at our top ten favorite @juntweets posts.
10.) "every time i listen to kylie blue's better than revenge i can feel the feminism leave my body but i love it like yeah.......maybe this girlie shouldn't have taken kylie's boyfriend if she didn't want that song written abt her......"
Coming in at number #10 - wait, doesn't Kylie Blue ruin the feminism in all of u- oh, you meant in a different way. We love the song, though. An old tweet, but still a great one.
9.) "the internet is calling me uncancellable which is not a compliment because it implies that i'm both an asshole AND that nobody cares"
This is an old tweet, but its one of our favorites because you're still uncancellable but because you've somehow gotten a bunch of celebrities to love you.
8.) "here are some great first date ideas that are guaranteed to get you a second date!!!!
bowling! lots of people enjoy it hiking it's a great way to experience nature! gaslighting each other at pizza hut tattooing my name on your dick a fun little shoplifting date at claires"
Coming in at #8 is a tweet that should be plastered on the front door of Rated X. It sounds like most of them on the show have gone on one of these dates.
7.) i dont know whats happening in the ratedx house right now but someone's bussy better be getting pounded
We love wishful thinking. Unfortunately, Greyson left before this could happen. Jayson didn't get to happen.
6.) "sometimes i wish we could go back to 2016 when all these killer clowns were roaming the streets, but then i remember we still got male celebrities so it's the same thing really"
We have..a few people in mind as to how this could happen.
5.) "imagine getting chased through your own house by essence woods... i'd just face her head on, be like girl, square up, i win, you drop the album"
Where's the album, Essence? We're waiting. All of the Orphan tweets are funny, but this was our favorite.
4.) "i dont like the concept of threesomes in the sexual sense, however, i am very intrigued by the idea of seeing a couple argue in public and just joining in"
We've all been there, right? Right?
3.) "also my official statement on the "stella is homophobic" discourse is that she only pushed me down the stairs ONCE after i told her i was into men"
This list wouldn't be complete without a little Elijah drama.
2.) "people keep telling me i weaponize my age and sexual orientation when i engage in online discourse to which i want to say: if half the gay men in hollywood can weaponize their BFAs i can weaponize being youthful and funnier than them"
People are so bitter at Jun for this, but....he's funny. What can I say?
1.) "no shade bc im friends w one and had a crush on another but i do believe we as a society have progressed past the need for rappaports on tv"
....Sorry guys. We're tired of the Rappaports, too.
Junior Do at the Music Critics Choice Awards
The vibrant color and the polka dot shirt are a nice contrast amongst the black tuxedos we saw all night. And although it doesn’t fit the “formal theme”, the fact that this outfit doesn’t bore anyone to tears automatically makes this a win!
9/10
Junior Do at the 2021 FAME Awards
Why is his bowtie drooping? While this is a little bit different than the classical suit, it isn’t as unique as we expected Jun’s fashion sense to be. We have to admit we’re disappointed, but the suit is nice. He almost looks like he was going with Elias and not Jae, though.
8/10
ugh i hate jaesun with junior if i’m being honest. they’re really not a good couple.
Aw, little Anon. Do you have a crush on Jae? If you wanna come back and explain - you're welcome to, but otherwise: You seem a little thirsty. Lets get you some water.
