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been makin’ a scrapbook type thing about the litigation team and pals!! its a fun collection of canon info + personal hcs (and my oc velma, too!)
i intend to add pages for The Entity and possibly even Diane Morsecode herself!!
each character has little clippings from classic literature from a sticker set ive got, they write out a fun summary of canon/hc!!
sticker on the first page from ryroliee’s etsy!! oml i love these stickers so much….
y'see, mundie's been asked how he feels about the rest of the litigation team, but i kinda wanna add my two cents! kilo is REALLY fun to be around! maybe it's because we're close in age or something, and "fun" is subjective, but we just like to get into the same type of mischief! a little bit too much, since we've probably gotten write-ups at least thrice for all our mischief. oops. (we may or may not have a temporary ban from mozzerella styx.)
courtney is also really nice to hang around with! she's so smart! she helps me a lot with some suit law cases in spots where i haven't gotten a lot of practice. she also helps me practice my cheats! courtney is also really fun to gossip with. she knows SO much more than you'd expect!
then there's barry! he's... kind of scary. even after all this time he still scares me a lot but i try spending time with him anyway!! face your fears, right? he has a lot of really good literature suggestions, and i like to do off-the-cuff literary analysis with him, even if he doesn't say that much back.
[ @ask-the-scapegoat & @keepin-it-barry-brief teehee :3 ]
small collection of velma & mundie renders ive made!! more can be found over as part of answers on my askblog at @mudsnapperqna !!
dunks jpeg compression on you
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the LILGATOR
yeah!! that's ME!!!
Did you know that Suits celebrate their builddates? And did you know there's multiple terms for Suit birthdays? Builddate, manufacture date, activation date -- I could go on.
Anyhow, "Sparky" as you've dubbed xem, has a buildday today!
Feel free to swing by breakroom DAx758-104 to say hi and for some cake to eat!!! There'll also be BBQ around 4:30!!!
Junior Litigator's Cheats
The Junior Litigator, a level 35 Lawbot manager & a member of the Litigation Team has some tricks up her sleeve like any other Manager would.
💙 HOLD HANDS!! 💙
This cheat activates at random, but will force itself when Junior Litigator has taken high/the highest damage in the round.
Causes the attack from the manager she uses it with to be able to hit 2 Toons with a regular attack, or ups the damage by 1.5 if it's an all-target attack.
Alternatively, it will cause her to copy whichever Cheat the other Manager used, e.g. 2 Court Sanctions, Snaps, Legal Bindings, etc. etc.
Spreads the damage from one gag across both parties, e.g. a regular 90 dmg Cream Pie on Velma would do -45 to Velma, and another -45 on whoever she used Hold Hands on.
QUOTES:
"C'mon, we'll do better together, <Litigation Team member>!" "For crossing the road.... AND these Toons!" "I think you could use a little help here!" "More hands make light work!"
(She will also copy the other manager's line if they use a cheat. Please imagine Velma copying "These chompers could cut out diamonds!")
💣 DIVEBOMB 💣
When Velma is the last member in the fight, she will start to fly as part of her Desperation. This ups her dodge chance and gives her a 25% damage output for flame based attacks like Fired.
Targets one Toon, but the toons next to them receive splash damage a la Squirt. The Toon that was targeted gains a burned effect similar to Witchhunter's Trial By Fire, but with a constant 15% max laff damage. Lasts 2-4 turns.
Cannot activate if she is Soaked.
QUOTES:
"Watch your heads!" "Tinfoil can't stop this!" "It's about to get explosive." "They say I'm like dynamite." "When toasters fly!" "Ever been on the receiving end of a Trap gag?" "Normally, Mundie doesn't let me do this..."
MISC. VELMA DIALOGUE!!
Face Off:
"Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew!" "Picked the wrong gator, Toon!"
Death Taunts:
"My big brother is gonna be SO proud of me!" "All the Toon-Ups used and the only joke here was that fight." "Say hi to the Gag Shop clerks for me!" "Don't worry, I won't tell Flippy!"
Surrender:
"Hahaha! I don't miss THAT at all! Thanks for making my day easier!"
Friend Request Denials:
Junior Litigator shakes her head with a sigh and pinches the bridge of her snout. "I don't do that anymore, Toon." "Sorry, my Friends List is full!" Junior Litigator says, mockingly. "Cute, but no thanks!" Junior Litigator replies, in a familiar tone. The Junior Litigator growls at you and bares her teeth.
"For someone harboring an ex-toon, you're being awfully hypocritical with your treatment towards others. Might wanna change your tune about us hanging around..."
"Hello Mundie, I been having suspicion about a certain toon by the name of U.N. Kani and I thought since you had an encounter with him befor calling him a "Toon" you might may have something of a lead."
[ @ask-ethan-bravecog ]
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First, I will address you, grayface. You think I'm being a hypocrite for the sake of it? There's a REASON Velma is different and there is a REASON I have her in my care. She doesn't like to talk about it, especially not after what happened that one unfortunate time with Bumblebehr... recognizing an "old friend."
...mundie?
We did not take her. She came to us, because her "fellow Toons" that she was supposed to be able to trust, and who she spared the love in her heart to help, treated her HORRIBLY. They treated her like she was a Cog, a freak for being made of metal, asking her an unsettling number of times to harvest Suits for parts like they weren't asking her the equivalent of pawing through fresh offal. And still they were ungrateful for her help.
Velma told me everything. Can you blame her!? And can you blame me for taking her in?! She looks up to me. I'm one of the only others of her kind, barring the fact I am a Cog and she... "wasn't." She's skilled in law and combat. She's a valuable asset to our team. And... there's more about why she's different from other Toons, but that's not for me to talk about, and I'm certain if you ask her, you'll be leaving this Lawfice with plenty of bitemarks.
...
…It'll be alright Velma. We don't have to talk about it.
A-ahem.
As for you, Ethan... Hello there. I haven't heard much from Allan's other family, if at all. Forgive us for the outburst, and also forgive me if I come off as unfamiliar, since... I am, to be frank.
Let's just say Kani and I have a history. And it is a history I do NOT care to bring up. If you truly, desperately NEED to know...? Don't trust that little freak if you know what's good for you.
That's a warning for you too, Velma.
