ok, you wanted it, so you're getting it
MORE EPIKAMU FACTIES!!!!
they'll be angsty, fluffy, some suggestive but NOT nsfw! be warned for the suggestive ones (if i actually do put some in).
Remember to answer each individually!
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-Epimetheus has nightmares. These nightmares can range from the death of his planets, the death of the universe, or worse; the death of him and his husband. He wakes up in a cold sweat when he has these nightmares, and thankfully, Kamu is there to comfort him, always showering him with as much affection as he can.
-Kamu has semi-blindness. Usually it doesn't affect him much, but sometimes, It can get him almost killed by comets (usually punched away by Epimetheus.)
-Epimetheus is actually the one who's a bit more stronger, despite being energy drained by Kamu. He's able to easily pick up Kamu, but Kamu can't really lift Epi up that well (LMAO weak ass)
-Kamu cries a lot. A popular folktale among Eburonia's lifeform is that the Second Star cries when he feels powerless, and that is slightly true. He cries a lot when something bad happens, and Epi is there to calm him down.
-Eburonia has the power to make any memory be suppressed into the darkest recesses of someones mind. Since all the planets had their memories of the Proto-era recessed due to trauma, Epimetheus and Kamu, however, didn't have their memories suppressed. This leaves them with so much guilt for their actions of the Proto-era that the planets (Except Eburonia) don't remember.
-One of the most popular Taenarum System sports is Comet-Punching. It's a sport where you flare your fists up and punch as many comets as possible. Kamu is VERY proficient in this sport, and Epimetheus always likes to watch him, cheering him on. (He's his husband after all!)
-When Kamu sleeps, Epimetheus is usually very much awake by then. In Earthling time, it's usually 4pm. Epimetheus likes to watch him, sometimes waking him up by surprise with a firm kiss (He loves him that much!)
-Kamu is very self-depracating. He blames himself for many of the tragedies that happen in the Taenarum System without thinking about how the guilt will take hold of everyone, and Epimetheus is always there to calm him down about it, reassuring him with a kiss that it's not his fault.
-Kamu has autism and Narcolepsy! He also has a lot of game consoles (He's a gamer like me) and likes to invite some of the planets to play with him when bored!
-Epimetheus has insomnia, with his case being caused by stress. He has to take melatonin to sleep more easily.
-EpiKamu share a bed!!! Wholesome fluffy husbands are real
PAST THIS POINT IS SUGGESTIVE HCS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
-Sometimes when they kiss, Kamu likes to bite down on Epi's lips with his fangs, which results in plasma surging from his lips. Kamu always licks it up (You've seen this in my fic!)
-Epimetheus is VERY forward with the stuff they do privately, but always makes sure consent is involved! He doesn't want to make Kamu uncomfortable with what they do together.
-The middle point of Kamu's neck is the most sensitive spot of his body. I'm just going to leave it at that.
ok the suggestive hcs end there back to the regularly scheduled program
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-Epimetheus would be the Sun's best friend if they met, but Kamu would judgingly stare at the Sun from afar, almost like he's mad at the Sun for something. (he's just jealous lol)
-Epimetheus and Kamu would get along with Jupiter really well, mainly due to the facts that Jupiter shares.
-Kamu would harbor an immense hatred for Earth, mainly due to his past actions. But eventually, due to Epi's influence, this tension would be resolved.
-Epimetheus and Kamu are bounded together by fate. This means that no matter the universe, time, place, date, year, month, day, or hour, they would always meet, get together, and marry. They are meant to be.
wowza, starting off strong with nightmares^_^ i love that trope sm and jt fits these goobers so well im exploding. DAMN epimetheus is the truest alpha, punchin the comets away n lifting kamu up like thst while he can’t on the other hand (i agree, WEAKASS). and AWWW, i love how eburonia’s lifeforms came up with that folktale of kamu crying. folktales are honestly so cute sometimes. epimetheus calming him down!! fucking adorable!!
now the suggestive part yayza💪🏽 yes, i have seen the bitijg lip plasma licking thing in ur fic! i honeslty thought it was a pretty neat detail ngl! YAYY CONSENT😻😻🎉🎉 consent is hot, guys, remember. i dont know whqt to do with the fact that the middle of kamus neck is the most sensitive:3