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i redownloaded tumblr this must be another low moment in my life...
aaaaaaAAAA TALKING IS SCARY
Ugh I didn’t remember Götze
Sometimes I take an odd entertainment in reblogging overtly sexual things in a state of wondering if I will make any of my internet friends extremely uncomfortable
*drops url* *rolls away*
DO I FOLLOW: YES | NO | NOW
DO THEY FOLLOW: YES | NO
RATE: oneeee. such zeros. look at that. A MILLION /10
COMMENTS: SUCH QUALITY! One of my favorite Elijah roleplayers. I've been stalking for quite some time but...I'm far too afraid to confront this lovely personnn
follow! klausy demands it!
Note: The "potato" and "popcorn" buttons look really similar on my microwave at an angle and cause very different things to happen.
WARNING: RANT RANT RANT
ok i have a paper to start but before i do i'ma go on a little rant about what happened last night. ok nigga you walk up into the party, drunk as fuck and yea the way you said hi to me was sweet and shit but te pasates. ugh i hate when my mac autocorrects my spanish. anyways, you walk in have a little conversation with me and then you start hugging me. next thing you know you're kissing my whole ENTIRE face. in order for me to kiss you back like that there's gotta be some kind of mutual agreement lmao like i gotta be that fucked up too. but no i wasn't, i was buzzed but shit i didn't wanna kiss you. then you start talking about this dominance shit like homie you do not know me if you think i'm going to let anyone dominant ME. i'm stubborn as fuck, don't you dare call me submissive. oh and then you go on and the me that you have all of these other girls all up on you when you to your lacrosse things, like does it look like i care. nah, don't confuse me for caring either. i have high hopes from you especially since i heard such good things about you. but i guess all them frat guys are the same, which is stupid as fuck because you're not even that good looking. ughhh anyways i have so much work to do today, i think i might cry because my head hurts. and i have to do laundry i think i'ma do it at like 2. let's see how that goes because i have to go to the extra credit too! fuck
My sisters watching 101 dalmatians
Sister 1: Ohh! Jeff needs to wear vests
Sister 2: Yes, yes he does
Sister 1: *yells at me* Jeff needs to wear vests
Sister 1: Just vests
Me: and what nothing else?
Sister 1: I could live with that