I don't even....
*Teacher reading a book about the witch trials to her class.* "If she lives, we'll know she's a witch," agreed the village. "DOWN WITH HARRIET! SHE IS THE WITCH!" They tied Harriet to rocks, but Harriet would not make a sound, for she was in shock. "Her silence surely proves she is a witch. She will not even object to her sins!" Harriet sank to the bottom, and didn't return to the top. Harriet had never learned to swim, and had rocks tied to her ankles. There was no chance for her to live in the first place. Teacher: Now, why do you think Harriet dies in this book? Student 1: Because the village was scared and Robert Bernald convicted her of being a witch. Student 2: She was in shock, and didn't know how to swim. Student 3: Because she didn't get my text message about the witch hunt for her.
"LOL. Wich hnt is out 2 get u gurl! RUN BITCH RUN! ;)"
