#just...ew

[unhinged-as-hell]

This is a anti telegony blog by the way.

[emwritesfootball]

If you’d like to give yourself nightmares go ahead and google Matt Cardone of San Antonio FC. 

His beard is so. fucking. creepyyyy

[therenaissance-wo-man]

Low key kinda glad Will didn’t kiss Hannibal in that scene because THEY ARE COVERED IN BLOOD! EVEN THEIR MOUTHS! FUCKING GROSS BRO!!!

[mmecolbert]

plaidpuppyeyes replied to your post: oh no rory is about to do the deed and i can’t...

I think the fact that she immediately picks “Candy Man” as “their” song right after proves she wasn’t ready for this step. Plus, if having a song is important to her, how did they not already have one? Ugh, everything about this scene is…ugh

when I hear or think of that song, I think of Taylor and that makes it even worse

[nerdy-book-queen]

So...occasionally I decide to read children's books. why not?

These books...this series..just..ugh. They’re really nasty.

These two are just filled with misogyny, forgetting LGBT+ exists, and now misandry. They’ve had people talking about how much it defies conventional fairy tales but..it really doesn’t. The characters still follow their ridiculous fairy tale paths, and any deviation there might have been was set back to the traditional by the second book. (in which Agatha wishes she chose her prince instead of her friend)

The first one...this book was really kind of ichy. First of all, all girls in the book expect for one of the main characters is either pink loving overly girly, or evil, as if no variation exists. Why? Heavily emphasizes needing a man to be happy Male character justifies poor decisions by yelling "I'm a man" Main character that wasn't "girly" suddenly is really happy after a makeover(which while wasn't really a change still makes that point) Other main character spends entire story trying to win a prince. That's her entire motivation, even when she turns evil. Sort of acknowledges a girl can like another girl (Spoilers) "Sophie stole Agatha from her prince" but paints it as something horrible and evil Other than all the ichy misogyny and ignoring that LBGT+ is a thing, full of confusing dual pov between the two mains, with no clear indication of the switch leading to confusion and having to re-read parts. Oh, and the character die if they fail. That's kinda glossed over too.

I’m half way through the second one, and just...wow....

Once again, an ichy book Now, the misogyny is tinged with misandry, as all the girls want to kill the men. THe kiss between the two main girls set off a horrible situation that has made all the genders hate each other. And yet, still emphasis on a prince being the only thing to make a girl happy, because obviously a prince is all the girl would ever wish for. Oh, and kissing a girl makes you a boy. Hate to break it to you, book, but lesbians, bi women, pan women, etc, kind of exist. Of course, this book ignores that. Some lovely nastiness right there.

Not even kidding, this is actually in the book.

And then there’s another passage of the male love interest complaining that “his” princess chose a girl.

[fakeosphere]

real fucking Twitter post

[burned-lariat]

Joey & Vanessa are as hot as an oven that was just turned off and you're stupid enough to put your hand on it.

[the-unkindled-queen]

How do I say "E33's dialogue makes my asshole cringe" politely.