#k byeeeee

[cutepotatook]

Btw i drew fishman's boobaoes for fun

Do not blame me!!! I love man boobas 🧍🌹

[cutiebunnyapplefairy]

I have one more Rafayel fic to do. And then a few IsekaiNONMC x MC mini fics to release and answer from the inbox.

But I'm not in great shape right now so everyone who submitted please bear with me a little longer.

If I can get my gf back that would be awesome, if not, I will be drowning in gin and sad love songs because I will only beg her to come back exactly three times before I give up because I have dignity after all (lol do i?)

Also happy pride month. As a perpetual hobbyist of gay shit I already know I will enjoy the hell out of this month. Kind of, I guess.

For now, feel free to browse my endless never ending rants and equally gay activities for the boys. I'll be back when im not crashing out in real life. Wish me luck

Yuuuup. The girl is down. I repeat, she is down 😭

[thatonerabbitguy]

late night art posr but idgaf ill probably delete it in the morninf anyway

spent way too long rendering this damn thing so might as well post it for a little while before disappearing it forever

but yeag sometimes gender dysphoria is feeling like a body in a morgue with something inside and also being aware of your skin and bones all the time

this IS me though if anyone misgenders me ill kill you with rocks i owe at least that much to myself

and i hate to add this but if anybody gets weird about this post you will also be hit with hammers

[xenopeach]

Approximately 10% to 40% of women may experience squirting.

Approximately 20% of women can achieve orgasm from penetration only.

Approximately 20% of women can achieve multiple orgasms.

Not every woman can achieve G-spot orgasm.

Not every woman can achieve orgasm in general.

[its-snail-time]

Woe de terra ranboo be upon Yee

[lastnightwaskindofablur]

lookin luxe and tastin plush, i'm feelin so alive

Matty Healy x Brittany Jackson.

680 words.

They're in an underground club, the music pumping, and George and Charli behind the decks. She's been dancing in the pit of people all night, sweat running down her back in a way that's really unattractive, her arms above her head. She doesn't know where any of her friends are, scattered around the room maybe, or at the bar getting more drinks possibly. It doesn't even matter because she's having such a good time, and Charli slipped her something at the beginning of the night that's making her feel so good. 

The lasers beam around the room, and the strobe lights make everyone look like they're moving in slow motion. The smoke machine hisses every few minutes, creating a hazy glow, and did she mention that she just feels so fucking good? Endorphins flood her veins, and it's like her body is completely weightless. 

A new song begins, the beats per minute pounding faster, and she realizes in less than a second it's her favorite song. Looking at the booth, Charli winks at her as she adjusts her headphones, pulling at the dials on the board and looking away as she nods her head to the music. 

Her hips sway from left to right along with the bass, and she drags her tank top up her torso, searching for some kind of relief from the temperature when she feels a pair of hands slide around her sticky waist. 

"Your favorite song!" is yelled into her ear in a distinctively northern accent. "I've been looking for you!" 

Matty pulls her back against his chest, and she wraps an arm around the back of his neck as they dance. Lost in the music, they move together so well that it's like they're practically fucking in the middle of the room, the energy of the club pulsating around them. Her head lolls back against his shoulder when his hand slips beneath her shirt, pulling at her hardened nipples and she knows he's drunk, he's never this bold. 

Opening her eyes, they catch on to Charli's face, her raised brows as she looks down at them in amusement. Matty's lips suck at her neck and she whines loudly when his teeth sink down on her skin and his other hand dips beneath her skirt. There are so many people around that they become hidden within the crowd, and she knows she's in trouble now. 

"Tell me to stop," he rasps in her ear, and she can barely hear him. 

She shakes her head and it's enough for him because he shoves his hand the rest of the way under the material, shoving her underwear to the side. Calloused fingers rub over her clit and her knees just about buckle, but he uses the hand still squeezing at her breasts to hold her up. 

The hand in her underwear slides lower, between her folds and collecting all her wetness along the way. He's moving quickly, barely giving her enough time to comprehend what's happening, but it doesn't matter either way. She wants him. Her moans are loud, but drowned out by the new song that's playing, and she smashes their mouths together when two digits slip inside of her easily, curling on their retreat. His thumb taps at her clit and when the song changes again, she becomes hyperaware of the fact that she's about to orgasm in the middle of the dancefloor while Charli XCX blares from the speakers. 

She can feel how hard he is against her back, but he's making her feel so good, better than whatever her best friend gave her, that all she can do is lazily stroke a hand across the front of his jeans. He still hisses in her ear though and slides his fingers a little bit faster. 

"They're watching you." He murmurs, squeezing her nipples again and she doesn't know who he's talking about, but it shoots a thrill through her so hard that she clamps down on his fingers and white light bursts across her eyes. 

"Bathroom," he commands, pulling his hands back to himself. "Now.” 

[takaholic]

you and who 🤭

I wasn't really thinking of anyone 🧍‍♀️ but now that you've made me think, probably Chigiri 😔

I'm thinking a situation where we're friends and he keeps hinting that he wants to be FWB. I'm not exactly keen on the idea because I know how hard it is to keep feelings out of it, so I lie and tell him I'm not getting involved with flings and that I'm waiting for something more special to come around. But then he smooth talks me by saying we could just stick to making out.....which surprise surprise, he's very good at 🫥

[avida-heidia-5]

I’m feeling emotional today, so here’s a quick little Seb Vettel tribute video I put together in less than 3 hours.

Music: White Space - OMORI (Orchestral Arrangement) - Tom O’Donovan