#k drags

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Im ready for the dragging of zen. My sweet mans, but it has to happen

Okay off the bat his hair is terrible its so fckin thin I can't even. And imagine having to clean the shower drain pulling those long-ass rat tail hairs out of the drain because YOU KNOW he’s not going to be the one to do it, he’s too busy. So it falls on you to clean it up and he’ll bring home some shitty old take-out in thanks after his rehearsal. Judges you for literally everything you eat, every night you’re too exhausted to do a 10 step face routine, every time you wear your pajama shirt until noon he’s like uhh babe...gross. Yet he drinks beer every night and you can’t say anything. Is SO SHITTY at technology he barely knows how a text message works. You could be frantically trying to reach him because there was a motorcycle accident on the road he takes home and THE NEXT DAY he’s like oh hey sorry left my phone in the trailer yesterday and also didn’t have a charger is everything okay ???? And you have to bitterly text that its fine because this morning a TMZ article took a snapshot of him drinking tea at the craft services table. He makes it sound like every man is incapable of controlling sexual urges and that has me high key worried. 

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Drag V drag V please drag himmmmmmmm

With pleasure lmao 

You can fuck up the worst you ever have in life and still be able to smile and say hey at least I wasn’t as bad a fuck up as V who lied to even authorities about someones fake death and hid an entire evil organization using drugs to brainwash and sometimes kill people led by my ex who clearly is mentally unstable and needs help but I have such a fucking God Complex I think I can save her and fix everything myself by sheer willpower and smiles! Literally thought his own well-being and a pucca shell necklace was more important than staying in one place and cleaning up the mess he HELPED create in the first god damn place. Uhh helped cover up a murder. Mommy AND daddy issues, a double whammy. So annoyingly martyr he let himself go fucking blind like....this is not normal by any standard in the universe. This is something you’d do with the emotional capacity of a 9yr old who thinks they know what love is. Has one friend and takes him for granted and treats him like garbage. RUINED THE LIVES OF TWO CHILDREN FOR WHAT ?????? KNEW SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING TO SAERAn and STILL DIDNT BOTHER TO SET HIS PRIDE ASIDE AND FUCKIN ASK FOR HELP. And not only could he not own up to his mistakes in front of Yoosung and Jumin, he couldn’t face Saeyoung and be honest in so many ends and that makes him a coward. 

[promiscuous-jalapeno]

Drag jumin

So emotionally immature he has to pour all of his feelings into one singular thing whether it’s a cat or whoever he’s fixated on in the moment and it’s terrifying for whoever he sets his sights on. Has no ability to empathize with people. Has so few friends that he’d end up compromising his own values in order to appease the ones he has. Thinks he is the be-all-end-all of taste and culture but doesn’t even know what a god damn hamburger is. Has no skills aside from being rich and good at business if you dropped him in a situation like Simple Life he’d drown immediately. So behind on the emotions front he’d probably need to bang you and then have you cuddle for hours while you talk for hours about all of the deep things buried for years and that one poem he saw yesterday that reminded him of you and all the reasons why. Daddy issues.

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Drag Yoosung....& Jaehee?

I mean he dyes his beautiful hair need I say more?? Lazy as fuck even if it’s a charity event. Dumb as shit by choice which is the worst kind of dumb. Complains 24/7 you wish you had a mute button for his constant first world problems. Hasn’t done his laundry in months. Would need you to lay out his socks for him so he can dress himself in the morning.

Has fantastic martial arts skills but hasn’t kicked Jumin’s ass yet 0/10. Conclusion- is a glutton for punishment ???? Spends all spare time watching Zen and taking about Zen online that she’s lost her life goals and aspirations. Is a wet blanket. Easily threatened by people she perceives as competition and turns nasty.

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Drag 707 👀👀👀

With pleasure lol

Can somehow kill people and make fake identities for people and have them disappear and also spy on everyone but can’t like uh protect his fuckin brother and do the same for him ? If he had an actual cat I’d be worried for its safety. Should have spent less time reading car manuals and more time readings books on emotional maturity. Is probably going to die early because of his chip and soda diet. The lack of physical and mental confidence is a real downer. Would 10/10 ruin a cute moment by mentioning that he saw a dead cat the other day and had a nightmare of a river of blood