#k-for-kris

[sexrobotsrightsactivist]

My Tumblr Crushes:

k-for-kris

totalariana

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mediamindss

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So we had another D&D session today.

The players: -bisected a dude with a rusty sword dick-first -fought cultists and self destructing lamprey-mouthed hairless dog monsters -the wizard stole 700gp worth of things from a storeroom down the hall while the party fought said monsters -almost touched an artifact that was heavily implied to raze entire cities through mind control -actually managed to help innocent people without a promise of reward -decided the best way to stop a child sacrifice was to DRESS UP AS CULTISTS AND PASS THE HALFLING OFF AS A CHILD TO SNEAK INTO THE SACRIFICE. it was a good session, all things considered.

[possum-apologist]

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (non-negotiable)

awww kris :) (he's super great, go follow him pls)

okay 5 things i like about myself:

1. my eyes, theyre super blue and piercing and intimidate people

2. sometimes i laugh cute

3. i got huge thighs and they make good pillows if someone wants to lay in my lap

4. im pretty compassionate, thats kinda nice

5. im kinda organized and i like to color code things a lot

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k-for-kris replied to your post:Should I put a not in my neighbor’s mailbox that...

better yet just put a bottle of rat poison in there, or better, in their food

kris is telling me to kill people, drag him 

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k-for-kris replied to your post: GUESS WHOSE WORKING A 13 HOUR SHIFT ON...

IM SOO SORRY

*ferociously thinks about the money*

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k-for-kris replied to your post:I think I had a dream where I was flicking lights...

goals tbh

you are the only person to response to be about this I'm not trying to get notes I woke wondering why a website in influencing my dreams. 

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k-for-kris replied to your post:sexy benedict cumberbatch

is that possible?

my friend reblogged that person wearing shorts and an alien mask calling it a 'sexy benedict cumberbatch' costume 

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k-for-kris replied to your post: WHY DOES EVEERY ONE TAKE THE BEST JUST...

justintimbertots? justintimbertits?

someone took tits so I'll take tots