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╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯ u-kiss,b.a.p ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯: what would you do if you were each member of U-Kiss/B.A.P for a day?

scREAMS WHAT WOULD I DO WHAT

um well okay if i were kiseop i would take selcas and write about my undying love to a person on tumblr by the url matokiseop for the whole day and if i were eli i would dress up as the hulk and run around smashing things [and confessing my undying love for a girl on tumblr by the url of elisaur] and if i were kevin i would slap myself for the whoLE DAY and if i were soohyun i would confess my undying love to a girl on tumblr by the url of inmyownfiction and also sing the whole day and if i were hoon i would run off into the sunset in a beautiful marilyn monroe constume and if i were dongho i would squish my cheeks and wear a mushroom hat and if i were aj i would confess my undying love to a girl on tumblr by the url of kaeptain and take her to columbia’s psychology dept with me to get her a scholarship

if i were daehyun for a day i would hit myself in the face with a chair multiple times and get sempai into ts ent and do a duet with her if i were youngjae i would let sempai squish my squishybutt if i were yongguk i would woW IF I WERE YONGGUK I WOULD RECORD A WHOLE BUNCH OF MORGAN FREEMAN’S LINES AS GOD AND REVEL IN MY INTELLIGENCE and if i were zelo i would squish my cheeks and aggressively learn how to rap and if i were jongup i would just smile the whole day because thats what jongup does and if i were himchan i would record morgan freeman’s lines as god and also just stare at myself in the mirror

wow this is a long post thank the lord i already did the first one

#inmyownfiction #kumaseop #elisaur #kaeptain #kiseops dick #i almost forgot to tag everyone hehe

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if you could make an idol group who would you put in it?

mE AND SEMPAI AND NOONA AND YOU AND ALSO CHEOKPAI

AND THEN ME AND SEMPAI WOULD BE A SUBGROUP CALLED THE CHING CHONG SWAGMASTERS

AND NOONA AND SHELLY WOULD ALSO BE A SUBGROUP

OR NOONA AND CHEOKPAI

AND YOU WOULD BE A SOLO ARTISTS WHO ALWAYS DOES DUETS WITH SOOHYUN SCREAMS OTPOTPOTPOTP

#kiseops dick #inmyownfiction #elisaur #kumaseop #kaeptain

Mommy? What did you do when you were a teenager? -from you future child

I sat on a computer and I blogged about One Direction and various Korean men (including your daddy) and Iron Man and the other Avengers and photoshopped all day and cried in front of the computer looking at pictures of your daddy and spent way too much money on your daddy and sulked around and made friends on the internet like Diane who we live in this treemansion with (we planned to build this treemansion when we were teenagers did you know) and got yelled at and I was very sad most of the time but people gave me things to hope for like that dessert that has that name that I will never remember (it’s from Applebee’s Aj please remind me again) and stayed up till 3:00 AM whispering on skype talking about your daddy and wow sorry I’m rambling [aggressively begins to cry] thOSE YEARS WERE PAINFUL BUT IF I’M ACTUALLY TELLING YOU THIS THAT MEANS I MADE IT AND LET ME TELL YOU THEY WERE PAINFUL AND I WAS REALLY SAD AND IT HURT BUT I MADE IT AND IF I MADE IT I LOVE EVERYTHING

WOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BUT NOW IM HAVING MEMORIES AND NOW I THINK IM GOING TO CRY