sorry lol
[ID: A clip from the Hiveswap Act 3 demo of Kalian Delfin shoosh-papping Cridea Jeevik. The audio has been replaced with the Garry's Mod ragdoll collision sound. /end ID]

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[ID: A clip from the Hiveswap Act 3 demo of Kalian Delfin shoosh-papping Cridea Jeevik. The audio has been replaced with the Garry's Mod ragdoll collision sound. /end ID]
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Yandere! Fiancee! prince Kalian x Chubby ! Finance reader
Warning: drugging , sexual activity, forced affection , mention of violence, mention of posioning
Authors note : it was in my drafts for a long time.... Hope you guys like it!!
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He was looking at you , your eyes sad as you were trying to ignore the fact that Planche was ignoring you while talking to the other ladies. His mother fuming his father very disappointed.... You were the precious daughter of the one of the only Duke of the kingdom after all but the problem was the society don't take unmarried girls who were chubby nicely.
You were pretty?? Yes!!! The prettiest but the only problem was your waist was more than 12inches even with corset and that was enough to make the crown prince Planche to ignore you or look at you with disgust.
Kalian know you had gone to extreme cases to make yourself look thinner. The one time you started to skip meals and ask the maids to tighten the corset??? You passed out due to weakness and blocked blood circulation. And he was very angry when Planche ignored you when you were sick in bed ...... never visiting you even once...
He was smitten by you... The perfect wife ..... that's why when he visited you he asked you.... Why not leave Planche and be his betrothed??? He knows that his life is not that easy , and but he can assure you that even the queen won't try to harm the hair of the only daughter of the most powerful Duke .
When you told him that it's ok , that he ignores you or don't like you. Most of the marriages are for political purposes he frowned.. no...... He would keep you happy.... He would not ignore you like his brother..... He , who never tried to meet his father had that day gone to him to release a decree to annual the engagement between Planche and you .
At first the king was reluctant, it would harm your image and blah blah... But when he said instead of Planche he wants to be your fiance... Your betrothed... Your husband.... The king was shocked... The son who never asked him for anything.... Was asking for something for the first time..
Within one day the decree reached your estate..... You said nothing..... Your heart heavy....were you this useless??? But then your heart skipped a beat when from your balcony you saw him... kalian ... One his black horse , he in front of all the servants and your family proposed you.
Your father ready to kill him and your older brother challenged him for duel. The condition were simple. If he lose he would die and if he won you would be his... And guess what?? You were a blushing mess when after the duel which he won.... He straight came to you asking for a kiss.
The way you blushed your eyes teary, he panicked telling that a kiss on cheek would be good too... But you kissed him... On lips... A little peck... That stole his life ...
You were looking out of the window as you were in the carraige , to the way back to his palace...trying to ignore how he was staring at you. Drinking everything, the way you breathed the way your chest rised or fall the way your breath hitched when your eyes meet his...
But then you said to him in a weak voice.
"If it's for my family's support then tell me now .... I promise I'm fine and I'll do my best not to fall in love with you or expect anything from you .."
You squealed as he pulled you on his lap . His body squished by your chubby softness , his face buried in your breasts. You became worried about him when he didn't moved for a while.
But then you felt his thin arms wrapping around your waist pulling you closer as you blushed and heard his gasp as he lifted his face from your breasts and rest his chin on them , sinking into the pillowy goodness; looking at your face lovingly.
Grabbing your chub around with his hands as he nuzzled into your neck kissing and sucking it. You squealed as he bit down leaving marks on it awake. He leaned back in the seat to take one good look at you and that's when you noticed. He looked so weak and thin.
Your heart ached at the collar bone showing too much for a normal healthy person; as he smiled softly at you. You have heard Prince Planche hurting him but you never thought it to such extent. Your eyes became teary as he kissed you roughly rested his face into your bearsts .
"So pretty and so softy..... Gonna keep you happy and safe~ my pretty fur ball ....my little tigher~"
You blushed as he pressed many kisses on your face. Not to say you became the hot topic of the Empire. He would take you everywhere he goes kissing you and after the poisoning drama the empress with drew her forces from the palace.
You can't even tell how happy you were , he became taller and he gained some healthy weight.... But along with your happiness a fear that now you would be disposed was also born. You started to supress your feelings for him... Who knows ... Just like Planche he would withdrew too??
You started to make excuses when he started to ask for you .... Not getting too much close to him whenever he tried to hold or hug you... As if getting yourself ready for the worst. And it didn't go unnoticed by him.
When the empress Selkie asked for tea with you he got restless.... Why would she want to meet you... He knew its not good to evedrop but how could he not do that when his beautiful wife fiancee is ignoring him so hard??? And after what he heard his blood boiled.
Selkie suggested that you broke things with him as she can see things are not as good as before between you two and accept Planche as your fiance again. You declined firmly and he smiled but his smile faded away quickly as he heard you say ...
"Im sorry even if I'll break the engagement in the future I'll not accept any prince's proposal.. I'm done with the power game... I hope you understand."
His brain stopped working for a bit... You want to break the engagement??? But why??? Then he understood... The way you started to wear tighter corsets...again.... The way you started to eat less sweets... Started to get on deit..... You were insecure... That he would leave you.... That's why you are withdrawing first...
But no... He is not letting you go....not a chance.... You would be in his arms again.... Like the good girl you are... And he was right...it took only one bite from the aphrodisiac induced chocolate for you to become putty in his arms..
You whimpered and mewled as he peeled your dress off your body one by one.. your fluttering heat was face to face with him as he dived..... Drinking everything as your soft thighs closed around his head. The whole night he made love to you ;filling you up again and again .
It's a week after that day... You have started to feel afraid of him... The punishments he has started to give you if he even hears you talk about other men.. leaves your lower body sore for the day.. today you were feeling sick. You didn't told him about it when he came to take you to the dining table.
His father and the queen Selkie and the other two princes present there. You ignored selkie's and Planche's burning gaze burning holes into you. The food was served and you were the only one who still haven't touched your fork.
Callian looked at you with worried expression. You tried to eat the meat that he had neatly cut for you in pieces. But as soon as you lifted the fork with the meat in it and brought it near your mouth you felt the contains of you stomach in your mouth.
You stood up from your seat in hurry trying best not to ruin the atmosphere; but Callian was faster to grab your trembling body as you puked on him. After that you only remember the scared face of your beloved fiancee warning the queen that if would be one of her pranks she should be ready to get her head flying off while shouting for his master.
You woke up to Callian holding your hands as he was kneeling beside your bed. As soon as your eyes fluttered open he smiled tearly hugging you tightly in his embrace while repeatingly thank yous. After the doctor came and check you again.
It was told to you that you were probably pregnant... But it would take one more week to get it confirmed. You were asked if you were feeling the sickness for past few days and when you trembled while confirming positively ...... you felt Callian's hand squeezing your waist while smiling at you.
Soon everyone left telling you to get rest . The only one that didn't left was Callian who had already started undress himself from his shirt and started to open you dress.... You shivered when you heard his cold voice.
"You were sick honey.... Pregnant in reality and you didn't even thought once to talk to me about it???? Do I not deserve to be told that you are with my child??"
He squeezed you thighs apart looking you with those red eyes... You stuttered back the answer.
"I didn't wanted to worry you... And the doctor said it's not confirmed yet if it's a baby or something else..Kali..hnghh!!!"
"Oh don't worry about that love.... Im going to fuck you whole week long... Until the doctors confirm that you are heavy with my child.. until Selkie understands that you are mine. And until Planche sees you swollen with my seeds .... Do you understand??"
You whimpered and nodded as he entered you. And then he said something that made your eyes wide.
"And your cute little plan to run away??? If you want me to break you little legs to keep you caged in my bedroom then you can run as many times as you want...."
"You are mine... And I'm not letting you go anytime anywhere my little tiger"
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i don't mean to stomp on your headcanon sandcastles but kalian has shown ZERO signs of being transfem beyond just being gnc, this isn't a june situation where that reading IS possible and logical. y'all just saw a man in a dress and just jumped to girl which says more about you that it does him. you don't need to "defend" your belief in girl kalian, just believe it. it's that simple, the more you try to rationalize it the less respectable you seem.
Truffle’s THWEE Prompt Post
Hello and thank you for taking the time to read my prompt post! I’m so excited to start participating 🥰 I take any kinds of prompts for the ships/characters below, and have added some suggestions for inspiration! No need to be familiar with my characters or fics, general vibes are always welcome!
OCs
Ashvalla (Ash) Lavellan - Non-Inky, spirit possessed mage
Mirae (Rae) Lavellan - Rogue Inquisitor, Ash’s little sister
Kalian (Kal) Tabris - Rogue (melee), HOF
Rowan - Rogue (melee), half-darkspawn, companion to HOF Darcy Tabris
Ships
Ashvalla Lavellan/Cullen Rutherford
Mirae Lavellan/Liadan Tabris (Belongs to @briannasroger)
Kalian Tabris/Alistair Theirin
Rowan/Alistair Theirin
Ashvalla/Cullen Rutherford/Cordelia Lavellan (Belongs to @bibutterflies )
Platonic Relationships
Ashvalla Lavellan & Mirae Lavellan
Ashvalla Lavellan & Cole
Ashvalla Lavellan & Dorian Pavus
Ashvalla Lavellan & Liadan Tabris
Universes
Possible fic universes:
Something’s Gotta Give - Ash joins Rae in Haven, is fucked up by Corypheus’s Red Lyrium Dragon and ends up half burned. As she heals, she grows closer to Cullen, all while Rae grows closer to Solas. Ash and Cullen begin a FWB relationship, which morphs into romantic relationship, until Ash reveals her spirit possession (Love) in Adamant. They get back together at Halamshiral. Ash drinks from the Well. Solas takes Rae’s vallaslin and breaks up with her.
Forwards, Beckon, Rebound - Cordelia meets Ash who is working as a bartender in the inquisition, and they begin a FWB relationship. Cullen is jealous of them both. Post-Trespasser, Cordelia joins Cullen at his clinic, and Ash comes and goes often. Until she leaves in search of Rae, whom she had a falling out with years prior over their status as Agents of Fen’Harel. When Cordelia finds her again 5 years later, Ash is controlled by Ghilan’nain, and they need to save her.
Silver Linings - Cullen summons a succubus by accident, and Ash is pleased that her new summoner is very handsome. Unfortunately for them both, feelings grow until they can’t be denied anymore.
When the Wanting Shows - Rowan gets recruited to HOF’s team, and against her will starts to fall for Alistair. But she refuses to show her face fully, knowing it would give another clue as to her true Darkspawn nature.
PROMPTS
Feel free to choose from any of these prompts below, or send me your silly, angsty, or juicy ideas!
Please put the title of the prompt list in the ask so I can properly credit them!
Dragon age specific:
Dragon Age 100
DA codex bot prompts
DA Inspired Dialogue Prompts
General:
Angst Dialogue Prompts
Hadestown
Too close for ‘just friends’
Bodyguard dialogue and situations
Forced proximity
Pick a quote + feeling + prompt
Trying to make them stay
Folklore and Mythology
Morally complex
Domestic
Trope combos