#kamikazc

[idontbelieveinmistakes]

kamikazc

“So guess what? I saw a guy get shot in the kneecap today, and it was pretty fucking awesome.”

[skvtewitch]

[text:] ....... did you just send me a nude?

[ciel text:] ... that depends... do you think my body is attractive?

[ciel text:] ..i mean u cant deny my ass, so....

[1-monopoly]

Breakfast

Matt had just finished early breakfast with his family at the table. After taking his dish to the sink, he made his way upstairs. Although he had just eaten, he was still very horny from his morning wood. Immediately stripping down to his boxers and climbing underneath the bed sheets to begin jerking off. He was imagining his ideal woman with long hair and big breasts. He was actually moaning as he masturbated. You could probably hear his noises if you were just standing outside his door. He tried covering it up by having a movie playing in the background, but who knows if it was really fooling anyone.

[ashandcandy]

Ash was working the counter, for once, the garage all but empty. They had a textbook out in front of them, and were chewing on the eraser of their pencil as they looked over a problem. They glanced up, at the sound of the bell above the door, and lowered their pencil onto the book. "Can I help you?" They tried to sound welcoming, though it didn't work quite as well as they had hoped.

[ashandcandy]

Candy chewed on his lip, as he stared down at his work, realized what he was doing, and popped another hard candy into his mouth instead. He read the question over and over, fingers gripping his pencil too tight, and slowly grew more frustrated as he continued to have no idea what it was asking.

[chasiinghearts]

"You make me so hot." (from calliope.)

       “do you -- do you need an oscillating fan or something?”