Mar 16, 2012
The Polls Are In...
Deadlocks Are Disgusting And Should Only Be Grown When Trapped On A Deserted Island In Attempts To Create Rope In Hopes Of Lashing Together A Raft For The Possibility Of Escape.
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The Polls Are In...
Deadlocks Are Disgusting And Should Only Be Grown When Trapped On A Deserted Island In Attempts To Create Rope In Hopes Of Lashing Together A Raft For The Possibility Of Escape.
I'm So Bad Ass....
I'm So Bad Ass...
Food Poisoning Gets "Me"
Hahahahahaha Yes!
Goodbye Cruel World...
I haven't been posting much because I feel like I'm not funny anymore and can't think of anything worthy. I laugh my ass off on a daily basis with my friends and family but it's not blog worthy because it's doesn't translate here. I've lost my sarcastic quick wit and it's been bothering me for months because I pride myself on being hilarious but I think I've figured it out. I'm happy and hopeful and positive and just don't think the same way anymore. I'm no longer a cynical bitch! I can live with that. EDIT By S
Wow That Was So Not Funny...
Fuck Family
I Was Walking Up To My Aunts Place From My Grandmothers As Their Driveways Are Connected. Anyway On My Trip Up, I Noticed Something Yellow Out Of The Corner Of My Eye. I Look Over And See Someone Has Pissed My Name In The Snow!
One Of My Cousins Had Framed Me
Plenty Of Fish
habsgurl says
hows everything going?
PlentyOfSquish says
Don't take this personally but...I'm a big bruins fan so....I just dunno how this could ever work...
habsgurl says
don't worry i like boston to
PlentyOfSquish says
That can't happen...It's against nature, The natural flow of things
habsgurl says
there just a hockey team
better then a leafs fan
PlentyOfSquish says
Just a hockey team....
Have a nice life
habsgurl says
fine go with the flow
Domestic Cat Dispute
(Even Funnier The Second Time)
The Polls Are In
It Is Much More Dangerous To Shave A Nut Sack Than A Whispering Eye
Edit by K: Who did you poll?? I disagree. Just pull that shit tight and go to town. You need to expand your survey to real people and not just your own balls.
EDIT By S
I Can't Believe You Are Even Trying To Argue This, Look At It This Way; Would It Be Easier To Shave A Kiwi With A Wedge Taken Out, Or A Bag Of Onions?
Edit by K:
It's like the childbirth vs getting kicked in the balls argument. We'll never know what hurts more.