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Title: parallel dimensions in these midnight hours we seek

Words: 3,601

Rating: E

Pairing: kantarou/itou

Warnings: feedism/weight gain discussed

Summary: For a little while, Itou gets to pretend Kantarou is his.

#HERE IT IS MY NASTY GENDER-AFFIRMING T4T FEEDIST SMUT #tactics #kanitou #dothfic #finally! a fic with a target audience of No One!

they really are kind of tragically homoerotic with each other tho like. there is a certain vibe there

#kanitou #tactics tag #no id #well itou is just tragically beautiful all the time really

tbh nothing is ever gonna be funnier to me than the bonus chapter where itou hires kantarou bc it literally goes like

itou: help, some mysterious creature has been sneaking around my mansion and eating all my food!

kantarou:

#sorry to be dying on my kanitou hill again #i don't think they'd make a good couple but their dynamic is pretty interesting and they do seem to like each other #but it wouldn't work out long term. i think it would be disastrous after like a week of living together #that said. i think being itou's sugar baby would be kantarou's dream job. in theory anyway #like in the fantasy world where youko and haruka also get to move in as well and they all get to eat fancy food whenever they want #the reality of living with itou would i think be just as bad as the reality sugino went through when itou let him live there lmao #tactics tag #kanitou #yeah no but judging from the way kantarou acted when he brought haruka over to dinner with itou. i do think part of the fantasy is just like #letting haruka get spoiled too #and seeing haruka surrounded by nice things as he deserves. while being his usual crass irreverent self #anyway I've thought way too much about this but such is life

actually the real reason kanitou would not work as a ship is that canonically we learn that itou, for all he's the sweetest most polite thing ever, is actually a fuckin taskmaster at heart. he'd be like "ok now go do the dishes baby otherwise you don't get dessert<3" and kantarou would be outta there in an instant

#kanitou #tactics tag #i love writing this tragic doomed ship while knowing if they ever did get togther they'd immediately break up in the funniest possible way

spending my walk from work to class listening to champagne problems on repeat and thinking of nothing but the kanitou divorce. as one does

#fanmix tag #kanitou #truly where would any of us be without tragic doomed yaoi

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