Do you have any more thoughts and whatnot about Skoodge and Keef? Saw your art and thought they were really cute!!!
Yeah!! So I imagine they would meet during the time period where Skoodge was living in Zim’s basement, and he starts getting bored so he begs to come to skool with him
Keef is really excited to meet one of Zim’s “family members” and they initially bond over both knowing Zim, but eventually start actually liking talking to each other!
Keef: *about Zim and Dib* They make a cute couple, huh?
Skoodge: They certainly are standing next to each other.
Zim: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Dib!
Dib: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Dib: The stars are so beautiful...
Zim: They're just giant balls of gas.
Dib: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Zim: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Dib: Oh...
Keef: Why do you look like that?
Zim, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Keef: Like you’re dead.
Zim: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Skoodge: Zim accidentally called Dib “babe” in front of everyone today.
Zim: *sobs into the floor*
Keef: *sees Dib and Zim together*
Keef: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Skoodge: You mean... you ship them?
Gaz: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Tak: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Gaz: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Tak: Is it working?
Gaz: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Tak: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Tak: I’m in love with you.
Gaz: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Tak: I know.
Gaz: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Tak: Fight me!
Gaz: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Gaz: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Tenn : Are you sure Keef’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They’re not very good with technical stuff…
Skoodge: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Keef, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!
*Skoodge’s phone rings*
Keef: Hey, so I’m at Lowes…
Tenn : …
Tenn : I should have gone with the monkey.
Zim: Dib kissed me!
Keef : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Zim: It was unbelievable!
Keef : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Skoodge : Okay, we wanna hear everything. Keef , get the wine and unplug the phone. Zim, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Zim: Oh, it ended very well.
Keef : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Skoodge : Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Zim: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Skoodge : Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Zim: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Keef and Skoodge: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Dib eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.
Tenn: Tongue?
Dib: Yeah.
Gaz : Cool.
Keef : What time is it?
Skoodge : I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Skoodge : *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Tenn: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Skoodge : It’s 2 am
Mimi: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Gir, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Zim, tending to Dib's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Dib: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Dib: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Zim: You always act stupid.
Zim: Wait.
Zim: Goodnight to the love of my life, Dib, and fuck the rest of y'all.
Gaz about Dib: he’s going to go jump in the water and cry now.
SaKr idea: they start a Zim Fan Club together, basically becoming hus cheerleaders. Maybe even complete with outfits. Who would be President and VP between them?
I think I’m missing something cause I don’t really see Skoodge admiring Zim that much
