#kat shit posts

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You: First day of Spooky Season!

Me, an intellectual: First day of Whumptober 👻

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idk who needs to hear this but I swear I will read the same plot over and over and over again. especially with whump. like i literally do not care that i just read a fic with a certain plot, i will find and read another fic with that exact same premise. so just because your idea has been done before WRITE. IT. i promise the idea is good for a reason and people want to read that kind of stuff so just put it out there please im begging you im running out of things to read

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go watch Deca-Dence you cowards

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Do I already own Stardew Valley 5 times over across multiple platforms? Yes

Did I order the Stardew Valley Switch collector's edition bundle? Also yes

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Me as a kid: Breakfast: Cereal :) Lunch: PB&J plus some chips or fruit Dinner: Something home cooked with lots of variety and veggies!

Me now: Breakfast: lmaoooo Lunch: uhhhh fuck i have a meeting in three minutes lemme shove some chips into my face Dinner: Chipotle or gummy worms, sometimes both

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I just... don’t even have anything of value to contribute I just fucking love Deca-Dence

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BNHA AU where Aizawa goes into witness protection and ends up becoming a manager of a Chili’s and has to sing birthday songs to guests

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Okay hear me out but I’m honestly really curious how a long form NPR-like journalist would describe me. You know those interviews where the host starts out with something like “X is the kind of person who immediately puts you at ease. They seem reserved at first, but get them talking and their smile lights up the room.” etc etc