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Summary: In an alien world spanning several galaxies and a federation of various races, Teuta tries her hardest to stay alive and free. And to definitely, most certainly, not get involved with her enforced partner; the Norse Trickster, Loki. Loki tries his best to both pull himself out of the pit of despair he buried himself in and to understand the surprising infatuation with Teuta. Oh, and, her exes are all Trickster gods. Also, he can't get it up. Yikes.
Warnings: NSFW parts; smut: M/F, F/F; graphic violence; death, mentions of suicide
Characters: Loki (mixture of MCU and Norse mythology), OFC Teuta, various gods and other creatures from various mythologies
Notes:
This is a fic I've wanted to write for a very long time. It is a mashup of lots of different worlds and characters. I've glued together different infatuations from different points in my life, trying to laugh and express love to mythologies, books, movies, folk stories, authors, characters. I apologise in advance to certain individuals and their work that I'll be referencing - I respect and admire them all. I was greatly inspired by the freedom and wild flights of the magnificent @nildespirandum (Misreall on AO3) to actually get it on paper. So, here is this little world. I would be ecstatic if anybody else likes it; but I'm not expecting it. Just typing it down was an immense pleasure of its own. This story was supported, encouraged, validated and showered with love by my incredible friend, @superficialdomina . In all honesty, I'd never have written it without her - my first inspirations would have waned, I'd stay silent if it wasn't for her. I encourage you to go read her stories and you'll know what I mean. For the introduction: Teuta is the name of an Illyrian pirate queen, I grew up on stories about her. OC's name is inspired by her, as it'll be explained in the story. Loki is not fully the one from Marvel, my version is an AU mix of both mythology and the comics. Her implants are a reference to Molly Millions from Gibson's Neuromancer.
Ch 1: Tungsten A
Ch 2: Gaunt, Angular, Pale Anorexic
Ch 3: “They released me early because I was a threat to the prison. The whole prison was on lockdown. It was actually really scary.” Khloe Kardashian
Ch 4: All Aboard the Bowie: Please Remove Your Disguises and Fasten Your Seatbelts
Ch 5: “Failure is a trickster with a keen sense of irony and cunning. It takes great delight in tripping one when success is almost within reach.” Napoleon Hill
Ch 6: Pussy Whipped Confessions
Ch 7: The Pink Girl is Up on The Ceiling
Ch 8: A Respectable Establishment Threesome
Ch 9: “Oh something’s got a hold on me right now child” Etta James
Ch 10: You Owe Me, Sugar Tits
Ch 11: Acedia: “For Envye blindeth the herte of a man, and Ire troubleth a man; and Accidie maketh him hevy, thoghtful, and wrawe.” Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales
Ch 12: The Mighty Nanny God
Ch 13: Onwards
Ch 14: “The north wind doth blow, And we shall have snow, And what will poor robin do then, Poor thing? He'll sit in a barn, And keep himself warm, And hide his head under his wing, Poor thing.”
Ch 15: Byzantium
Ch 16: Savage
Ch 17: A Sip of Win
Ch 18: “It was one of your Midgardians who said know thyself; therefore, tell me: did I or did I not at least suck your nipples?”
Ch 19: The Bidding
Ch 20: “Lies are the means by which we attempt to force a false reality upon a situation that we wish were false.” Craig D. Lounsbrough
Ch 21: Loki’s Shitty Day
Ch 22: Ruse, Ploy, Swindle, Decoy
Ch 23: Distractions
Ch 24: “Maw, the Trickster’s all yours. I want time alone with my daughter.”
Ch 25: Mexican standoff in space
Ch 26: Partners
Ch 27: Uhku Pacha
Ch 28: True North
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