Oct 5, 2017
Today on October 5th, the same day of Jumin Han's birthday, I have received my new tablet pen a week early.
I know what I must do.
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Today on October 5th, the same day of Jumin Han's birthday, I have received my new tablet pen a week early.
I know what I must do.
Bruh, 10/10 would recommend short hair, holy shit.
@literalnobody I am in a fever dream, please assist 😂
...So. We are now in a timeline where democracy by the governed is falling so much, that the people are saving others by themselves. And by the people, I mean there's a fucking guy in Norfolk dressing up and calling himself the Black Widow who has stopped three break-ins and saved a woman from being assaulted; y'all I'm now somewhat (like 2%) enjoying mister bones' wild ride.
So I bought myself Twilight Princess, cause honestly, I love this game (no matter the graphical cons [disgusting otherworldly characters that do not match Link at all lmao]) but my favourite part of getting it as an adult is finding out that there's enough character spaces to make Link's name Buttkiss because I may be older but I am still a god damn child
"Barbie has a last name..."
Whispered by my father as he got up from the table
Statements I have had to make at work:
"Yeah, sorry. I'm a lesbian so that doesn't really work out." "Yeeah. Sorry I'm not into penises." "I'm into women." "No sorry, I'm gay." ("Do you have a husband?") "No, but I may look for a Wife in the future."