I decided I would make something explaining Buck and Tommy's skill levels in the caféverse ♡
Tommy's customer service is a 4/5 because sometimes customers ask silly questions and get sarcastic answers. But nobody's really complaining because Tommy's coffee is amazing. Everyone in LA raves about it. He's a pretty damn good cook but can't bake anything that isn't a lasagna. (Unlike Buck, he's never burnt a lasagna)
Buck is the happy face of the café with flawless customer service. His coffee tastes like dirt 9 times out of 10 unless Tommy is there to help him. If Tommy isn't there to help him, you better believe they're on facetime/texting. He can cook his butt off but he's always experimenting and burning something.
We're not going to address the frequent health code violations. They've both learned to respect the kitchen more.
Summary: The one who Angel falls for has an equally busy and demanding schedule for a diffrent reason. You are a cheerleader, dancing for one of the most competitive and beloved team in the country. Would a relationship with an equal busy woman who secretly a serial killer work? (sorry its short)
First of all you never meant to get invited to a serial killer group chat, that was never meant to happen. It was a simple blog ask as you're truly curious how easy it would feel to kill someone with a crowbar, so sue you! Writing was your side gig and it was easy to do one the road.
Yet here you are, a group of serial killers sitting on your screen who think you are one too... might as well play along for a little bit.
The main thing you stated was just how crazy your schedule is, often demanding long days working, practicing, or traveling. The start of the week you would be in the south and by the end of it you were up north still working your ass off. That's was one of the many things that attracted you to Angel.
She would defend you and even decided to check up on you after you were interrogated by Ronin so harshly and often. It was a breath of fresh air in a hectic life you find yourself tangled in. Plus the business of work was something she understood more than anyone else could understand.
There would be a point where you just come clean about your job, after all they all have a rough idea that Angel is a YouTuber. Admitting to being a cheerleader would come naturally when you mentioned the heat they had you working in.
<you>: I can't believe the weather today. It's nearly 100°F and the show must go one :(
<felicite>: That does not seem safe...
<you>: That's cheerleading for you.
Based on the fact that she did send you a link to one of her YouTube videos when Ronin brought it up in main chat, therefore you have probably sent her a few of the videos of your cheerleading routines. The two would bond on having a rather demanding job that never seems to allow any rest with a side gig that is more for their own enjoyment.
When the relationship eventually happens the two of you would become a known power couple. It would probably start with trying to keep both of your public lives separate until someone took a photo of you guys and posted like "OMG!!! Maria de la Rosa is besties with mc!!!"
Yeah, that wouldn't really bug any of you until different dating rumors of you dating a male friend, and (with permission) a cute romantic story on her social media. Ronin does bring it up to both of you, along with main chat... the shovel talk is getting rather boring.
After killing her old manager and finally taking control of her schedule would mean that she would have more time to be with you, if you weren't a cheerleader. Voice calls are the greatest thing ever when it's football season and you're traveling, she would probably have that be her busy season so you could hang out more during your off season.
If you are a cheerleader that isn't getting paid correctly she would be the number one advocate on cheerleaders getting fair pay for their work.
☥ KANE CHRONICLES' EGYPTIAN GODS AND THEIR MAGICIAN'S HEADCANONS: 𓉈 ANUBIS: GOD OF BURIAL AND EMBALMING, OF CEMETERIES AND MUMMIFICATION, OF FUNERALS AND DEATH feat. WALT STONE 𓁢
A/N: Alright, we’ve reached probably I’m guessing a lot of favourites’ egyptian god, especially for the Underworld kids out there (I see you going over the Hades, Thanatos, and Persephone demigod H/Cs 👀) and one of the favourite gods depicted in the Kane Chronicles.
This was fun to do because I had to write between Anubis and Walt so there’s a lot going on, but writing this reminded me that the love triangle between Anubis, Walt, and Sadie, that Rick wrote as canon, can be interpreted as polyamory and the fact that Walt and Anubis are very devoted to Sadie is based and terrifying.
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This… might be one of the oddest connections to develop; especially when the Kane Chronicles are taking place because of the fact that Anubis is being hosted by Walt Stone, and they’re both of Walt but also Anubis at the same time? Honestly wondering how often you will hear and communicate with Anubis but also Walt? Not to mention by association, you’re going to be talking to a lot of people-
I’d imagine those who follow the Path of Anubis are those who are afflicted, surrounded, or have a deeper connection with death; as going down his path in general means specializing in Death Magic and Necromancy. Hopefully you don’t have the same crushing death curse like Walt, cause Anubis is kind of taken (literally as a host by Walt and taken in terms of relationship wise with Sadie Kane who is currently giving you looks and oh gods-)
Expect talking to Anubis to be moody and literally being like a moody teenager. He’s learning things as he does and if he has trouble teaching you, well, it's a bit odd considering he’s teaching someone out of their free will then someone who is a bit more dependent on his path.
His teachings about Death magic and Necromancy will be very intense and probably a bit more imbalanced as Anubis has never lived a mortal life through a host until Walt, so his perspective is a bit off at times.
Walt thankfully steps in and explains his own experience when going down the Path of Anubis, and his own knowledge. Walt’s mortal life balances out Anubis’ death so it feels less overwhelming when communicating with Anubis.
It's best if you get along with Sadie Kane, who is often around and curious seeing her boyfriend(s) teaching a magician in person then say in their head like she experienced with Isis. She’ll be often around due to her romantic relationship with Anubis and Walt, so it helps getting to know her.
You don’t have to like her or be buddy-buddy, but there is one thing you absolutely cannot do is hate Sadie and in turn mistreat/interfere with her. That is a sure way to get kicked and broken off from the Path of Anubis, if not getting obliterated by Anubis/Walt. (Not to mention Carter Kane coming in because Sadie is his little sister, regardless how capable she is…if she doesn’t deal with you first).
Though if you get along with Sadie, then you’re all good! Anubis/Walt would be pleased that Sadie has another friend and he can consult with you at times.
The threat is still there though.
I should mention, by pursuing the Path of Anubis and with the use of Sympathetic magic with Anubis, you may not be able to use Healing magic given that Anubis isn’t familiar with mortal lives and has little experience with dealing with the living, and Healing Magic deals with fighting off death by healing others and preventing diseases.
Also given how heavily reliant Anubis is with the realm of Death, learning Healing magic while being in constant contact with Anubis is pushing a boulder up a hill. It doesn’t help either that with Walt’s deadly curse still active, its even more hopeless.
Your next best option is becoming a Charm Maker (Sau) who makes protective amulets, rings, and charms of the like. By the way, this isn’t Anubis' forte and is completely Walt’s knowledge, which is an odd game of telephone where Walt tells Anubis to tell you how to make charms, but Anubis can’t help quip in some godly knowledge so what you’re making will probably different then the average charm maker.
Expect your Death Magic and Necromancy to be very powerful and supercharged as you’re communicating and using sympathetic magic with Anubis. The power of Death is strong with Anubis, add in Walt’s curse, so using Death Magic with the slightest touch of a finger is very effective.
Speaking of which, when you use sympathetic magic and channeling Anubis’ magic, you can feel the phantom effects of Walt’s curse in your own body. Anubis reassures you that you won’t actually suffer the effects of the curse and won’t have long-lasting damage to you, it does affect you mentally/spiritually because of the sensations.
Using Death Magic especially emphasizes these sensations and you have an out-of-body sensation of what Walt had been suffering through for all this time.
I’d imagine when you’re using Necromancy and channeling Anubis’ power, you might attract a lot of unrestful spirits or spirits who wish to be put to rest after they’ve done you a service as Anubis is the god of Funerals and Cemeteries. Some take more service depending on what happened, while some move on immediately afterwards.
Unlike with Osiris who is the god of the dead and living, who the living and the dead respect him, with Anubis, the ghosts and the dead you summon with Anubis, there’s a sense of responsibility.
On the other hand, you’re very proficient with summoning, shabti, or statuary magic as it sort of relates to Necromancy and as a medium of the in-between.
You’re probably also going to be doing funeral rites or helping pay respects to the dead, influenced by Anubis and also furthering your connection with Anubis’ role as the god of Funerals and Cemeteries. This can be helping put a couple of flowers to a gravestone or honouring a person’s life, and so forth.
The Path of Anubis is something you’re all learning on the go for all three of you so if you ever feel like something is off, a lot of times it's because Anubis is not used to having another mortal, Walt who is being a host for Anubis and is seeing himself in you, and you who is still learning to being a magician.
“I should mention we’re new at this, and we have no idea what we’re doing” said Walt-Anubis.
You stared at Walt with blinking eyes and you weren’t sure if you were supposed to be offended, worried, surprised, or just bamboozled. You had your own reasons for being drawn to Anubis and when you found out having blood of the pharaohs, and you could pursue the Path of Anubis later on, you were on board.
However, when you were looking into it, Carter and Sadie introduced to Walt Stone, the only magician to take the Path of Anubis…who is also coincidentally the host of Anubis, where they equally took turns being who was at front. You only discovered this as you got to know Walt and also Anubis, who were taking turns speaking. You could feel the slight connection to Anubis helping you along because you were getting better who was talking.
“How new are we talking about?” you asked.
“Really new” emphasized Anubis-Walt. “I’m…considered one of the youngest gods and nobody really looks for me when they pursue the Path of the Gods” said Anubis, as you realized it was him. “Walt is the first one and even then, the circumstances that led to this were…unique.”
“What do you mean by that?”
“Uh, I have a deadly killing curse so Death has always surrounded me, which created a connection with Anubis and it sort of happened” admitted Walt. “I dunno how well the Path of Anubis will work for you because of it.”
“Ah…well, I want to take the Path of Anubis because of a similar situation? But I don’t have a deadly curse…I think at least?” you admitted.
Walt seemed unresponsive but you remembered that Walt and Anubis were probably talking to each other internally until you sense Walt and Anubis coming together. “Well, if you’re sure. I am Anubis, God of Burial and Embalming, of Cemeteries and Mummification, of Funerals and Death, and welcome to my Path.”
It's 2 am and I can't find that one headcanon post about King Candy's autistic levels of knowing colors ("Thalmon!") at the moment, so I'm just going to add more here:
King Candy suffers from night terrors and sleepwalks often; Turbo- he chalks it all up to nothing but a severe glitch, but sometimes... KC would question his sanity afterward. Those 10 years after the RoadBlasters incident really made a dent in his mental health, and an even bigger one in his ego.
King Candy- Turbo does have hair under his helmet! His hair is like Lon Chaney's hairstyle as Erik, the Phantom of the Opera, in 1925:
He went bald over time due to the stress of surviving off of abandoned, hidden areas to bunker in, on top of his sleeping troubles.
Tur- KC -bo is highly fashionable, and as a result very hygienic. He always wants to appear like the jolly king of Sugar Rush, so he had to pick up the habit of using every single beauty product, colognes, deordorants, the works.
He usually smells like pure, sugary vanilla! Sometimes, he's cotton candy, peach gummies, or dark chocolate coffee beans :3
This is because, if he doesn't keep up, the sweat dripping from his forehead, the clamminess of his palms, everything would begin to smell strangely... metallic.
KC is known for his puns, but those who have personally met him would soon discover that he has a really dark sense of humor, especially when talking about the race or making a few adjustments for the Fungdeon.
Even Sour Bill, iconically known for his "minimum wage worker" attitude, finds his king's humor too much.
Unlike what many would usually think, Sour Bill is considered to be KC's friend. "Friend" or rather, a pawn for him to secure his position as the King of Sugar Rush.
...maybe both?
His Royal Puffiness has his own liquor brand, as well as a full cellar of various beverages from Sugar Rush. His favorite casual drink is Amentollado, and he always hides a bottle in a secret compartment in every room within the castle. In case of emergencies.
Sometimes, he would secretly switch out the tea with his chosen drink for the day while having tea, just for the heck of it.
His particular favorites? Lattes, frappuccinos, sweet coffee with Irish cream - he's literally a Starbucks girl. Man loves the stuff.
Man, Rosa sure is gonna need a good amount of therapy once she grows up and realizes just what she did to all those aliens she “played with” as a child, though that sure would be quite the therapy sessions to see with explaining the whole story of finding an alien artifact as a toddler, joining a team of superheroes defending the planet from invasions, and killing tons of people along the way and all that stuff
Honestly as funny as the “Spacemen... sleeping?” gag was we all know damn well that like ten years down the line Rosa is gonna sit up in bed one night and be like wAIT
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: absolute sweetheart. she'll be there in your time of need, even if she's just a shoulder to cry on. also cookies
worst quality: seems to have a problem with overstepping boundaries
ship them with: katelyn. she is dating katelyn (also lucinda)
brotp them with: kate + aph, lucinda too. and garroth, who she is currently teaching how to bake
needs to stay away from: zane, they just didn't work for me. also michi fuck michi
misc. thoughts: absolutely one of the best characters on the show, if she ran off with katelyn and got married, that would be the best ending
Keith will be great at cinemasins. Lance will be the one who's ripping apart a pillow with his teeth because he's trying so hard not to smother his little shit of a boyfriend with it.
[death tw] i’m going to talk about my OCs/AU story for a minute now...
i’ve been thinking for a long time about how the story will end. who dies when. life doesn’t go on forever. but who dies first and leaves the other alone?
Starscream is terrified of leaving Sparklight alone on Cybertron - despite her having spent millions of years there, it’s still an alien world to her. there are things she’ll never become accustomed to. and he doesn’t want to leave her alone. he feels awful just thinking about it. her life hasn’t been easy - it wasn’t easy as a human, and it wasn’t easy as a bot. she’s been through a lot, and she doesn’t have the strength, the resilience, that he does. he wants her to die first so that she can get the rest she deserves.
Sparklight would rather he go first so that he doesn’t have to go through losing yet another thing so important to him. she’s younger, after all. it makes sense for him to go first. he’s lived such a long life with so much pain and suffering - she wants to outlive him because he deserves to rest in peace without facing another loss, another hardship, first.
maybe neither can die first. maybe they have to go together. they’ve done nearly everything together for the past x million years. there was never a separation they couldn’t overcome. they were made for each other. having only one survive would be like losing one shoe. peanut butter without jelly. etc etc etc.
but then where does that leave the girls?
their beautiful twin girls. Starlight and Starbright. the doctor and the dancer. they’d be fully grown by then, they’d have been adults for several million years by the time their parents were reaching the ends of their lifespans. but losing both parents at once would still be a massive blow. would it be better to lose them in quick succession, though? losing one, then knowing the other is going to go soon. they wouldn’t have time to get over the loss of one before losing the other. so perhaps it’s better to lose them at the same time.
it’ll hurt no matter what.
so maybe it’s for the best that they go together, when they’re ready. maybe they’ve spoken about it at length over the years. even way back when they were still on the Nemesis, before the girls were even born. if one were to get sick or injured and die prematurely, then the other would do their best to survive without them. but if they reached a certain age - if they got old enough - they’d pick a date and die together, in each other’s arms.
together even in death. together for eternity.
because one without the other is horrendously wrong.
