Simon "I actually don't care if it's piss or not" Riley

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Simon "I actually don't care if it's piss or not" Riley
tried to write a dark!superman fic and the light of his indomitable human spirit stopped me.
Girl I know you just posted, but you GOTTA write more nasty Soap x Reader. It’s good for the environment. BFF!Soap. NastyMutt!Soap. AlphaInARut!Soap. Fuck a poor unsuspecting girl in a bar even though she’s never done this Soap! Or we could go sweet hopeless romantic husband material Soap. Whatever floats your boat. I looooove that prequel. Leo who.
more soap filth below
Hello miss kechi may I request toxic but phenomenal dick game from baby daddy ghost 🤰🍆
i hope you literally meant baby daddy, because that’s what i wrote babe 😭 thank you so much for this request (i am SO sorry i made this angsty). i started writing and COULD NOT stop. also, LOVE the style of your blog. i’ll let y’all decide if this is still medic!reader...
toxic ex!ghost x reader
1/?
wc: 1.2k
cw: afab!reader but no gendered terms (i think), light spanking, taunting/teasing, riding, SMUT BABY, but also angst, toxic relationship, booty call culture, reader and ghost have a kid! ghost fucking SUCKS here, seriously he blows. no use of y/n, ever! mdni
“Come on then, you called me. Make the trip worth my while.” There’s an unusual amount of mirth in his tone, and you’d think with the way he’s staring at you that he was sitting on a golden throne encrusted with diamonds and not, y’know, laying on his back, in your bed, while you’re speared open on his erection.
i hate toxic baby daddies but toxic bd!ghost seem like the type of mf throw a fit whenever you tell him to come get his son (let’s call him tommy after Simon’s brother cus i feel like he’d try to honor his brothers memory that way) so you can go on a date. he thinks just because you two created another person together, you belong to him even though you guys aren’t together. You go on your date and look outside the window just to see him in a car with your baby in the car seat. 😭 i feel like he’d just do mad corny shit to ruin any chances of you moving on.
No because he would pretend to be so nonchalant about it too, sending you off while he assures you that your house won't burn down around them in your absence. It's all very new, Ghost being in your life as a permanent fixture, but you have rules firmly in place to keep things civil (and platonic) between you. But you couldn't have predicted him gleefuly pushing you out the door and into your uber to spend an evening with another man, but hey! maybe people change.
Meanwhile, he's plotting exactly how he'll crash your date with poor little Tommy who at this point is just along for the ride.
You haven't been on a date in so long (because no matter what he insists, letting Ghost finger you in the kitchen while Tommy watches Cocomelon in the other room doesn't count), and it's not like the guy's the next love of your life or anything, but it's nice to be wanted, to feel wanted by someone who doesn't have court mandated contact with you. So you accept the invitation to dinner, and yes the guy is handsy, but your ass is fat in those pants and you'll put a stop to it when he gets outta pocket. It's actually a surprisingly fancy place and your eyes go wide as dinner plates when you scope some of the prices. So imagine your surprise when you spot your ex and your son who can barely stand the sight of non-dinosaur shaped food sitting innocently at the table across from yours.
You barely toss your date an "excuse me" before you’re stomping over to his table, demanding to know just what the fudge he's doing here?! (you're both trying to limit your profanity in front of Tommy). "The little one and I were just feeling hungry, ain't that right, Boo?" and your sweet little baby is just happy to see you, waving his little hands in the air from his booster seat.
Before you can continue to read him the riot act, he's up and in your face, crowding into your personal space and clapping a heavy hand against the soft curve of your ass, well within the sight of your date, digging his fingers in until you’re pressed chest to chest with him.
"We'll see you at home."
Your date ends pretty quickly after that.
This is previous ghost anon can I request ghost being mean (in horny way) to reader 👉🏾👈🏾
you absolutely can babes, more ghost x medic!reader because they bring out the bitch in each other.
wc: 1k
cw: pussy spanking, dirty talk, mean ghost, degradation, teasing, brat taming (naturally), edging, overstimulation, maybe one day i'll write them being cute w/ each other...mdni
This whole bd ghost thing got me thinking ab how jealous and seething he would be to see Price trying to flirt with you
I immediately see Ghost trying to be subtle about it, but you know him. his back goes ramrod straight and his fists clench and unclench everytime you call him John. It's petty and borderline cruel to stoke this kind of jealousy in him, but you consider it payback for your ruined date. besides, what's the harm right? Price is just paying you some well deserved compliments about how motherhood suited you, sharing his observations on how any man would have to be blind to pass up a sweet thing like you. and in return you marvel over the timbre of his voice and the size of his arms, after you've felt them of course.
The best part though? The best part is when Ghost has finally had enough, ready to strongarm his way into your conversation, shut down this stupid flirtation the two of you have going, only for Price to pull rank on him without ever even breaking your little staring contest. Then you call him Captain. Just in case your ex forgets again.
just watched Superman and I so DESPERATELY wanna give him the captain america treatment. I just love rubbing the shine off "perfect" men.