#keepin it classy

[ceiwidraws]

[troubled-dork]

u jack off to someone who is about to eat spaghetti in bed.

[nychannel-rs]

Commission for @Auko0 on twitter! 🔥 

[supposed2bfunny]

Insurance representative: To better assist you with this call, can I please have your name and callback number?

Me at work, actively but silently choking on a cucumber slice and trying to keep that a secret: Mm-hm! (:

[country--wide]

I'm classy... drinking wine from the bottle

[tiny-loki]

it is entirely possible that loki renovated the throne room.

[even-gayer-in-slomo]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[h0waboutn0pe-blog]

This is how famous people like me spend their saturdays, sitting on your parents couch wearing your uggliest sweatpants and creeping on Tumblr.