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[text] Hikaru-kun~ You know the chicken you wanted to eat? I have it now~ Can I come over to your house?

[text] Ok. I hope it’s been killed already?!

Wooo~ *Hides behind a corner and makes spooky noises*

Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?

*Nods satisfied, goes off to show his baby and knowing that Yuki will be just as impressed*

Mama!

*Shows you a simple magic trick he learned in order to impress you*

-is easily impressed-

*Huffs quietly, disappointed by your lack of reaction*

-lies down and lets life leave his eyes-

*Whispers in your ear* Mooooist~ *holds back his snort and bites his lip to hide his grin*

You are? -looks unimpressed-

._. Well. That is an unpleasant thought :/

You’re the one going all kancho, you idiot.

I'm gonna do it~ *brings his hands closer to your butt*

I’ll sit on your fingers and they’re gonna be stuck in my butt forever.

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