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[birthbyfantasy]

Awkward smile in the first photo... XD

Now I have my hair like this! *-* AND I LOVE IT

How I have it before [x][x]

[birthbyfantasy]

keyarayek replied to your post: keyarayek replied to your...

that’s ridiculous. I’m sorry bby. :( enjoy your pokemon dammit! *hugs*

I was so happy playing with froakie until I opened tumblr TT

*hugs*

[birthbyfantasy]

keyarayek replied to your post: keyarayek replied to your...

HOLY FUCKBALLS. I remember you posting stuff about this before. Is it that same person, or a new one? I would be LIVID too. Fuuu…. let’s put them on BLAST.

A new one, but I've been seeing ''their'' stuff all over tumblr for a long time, so I avoided to reblog from them.

[birthbyfantasy]

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BBY! :( what’s a matter?

An asshole is reposting, not only mine, but other people's graphics on their blog.

So you know, I came back from archery, hungry as hell because I didn't eat anything since 2pm (and I even ate so little then) and in the morning I only ate 3 cookies and the first fucking thing that appears in my dashboard is a reposted graphic that I made 8 fucking months ago, and when I go to their tumblr it's full of reposted things.

So now I'm in Terminator mode and I'm going to send the url to the people I can of their reposted stuff.

[mrsalenko]

How do you do that 'Read more...' thingy? i'm such a tumblr noob I have no idea.

in your text post there's a bar above it with Bold, italic blah the usual. right next to the 'upload photo' button there's a symbol with two bold lines and a dotted one in between it. that's 'read more'. everything you type under that line is a read more :))

[birthbyfantasy]

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I think that it would look SOOO FREAKING CUTE black and red!!! i say go for it! i think you could pull it off magnificently!!

I'll tell my mother tomorrow and I'll see her reaction e_e And if it's good I'll call the hairdresser :D

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OMG HOLY COW! I didn’t realize it was so long! well hmm…..maybe super short layers in the front, lemme see if i can find a picture…

Cool! *-* And it's normal you didn't realize at first. In the photo I didn't showed it XD

[anoramacnuggets]

Guide: How to take care of your Kaidan Alenko

                                   Congratulations, you just have purchased a Kaidan Alenko, this L2 Sentinel Alliance Marine, there we have some tips for assure that your Kaidan will have a long happy life. For more details please purchase "Sexy Biotics for dummies" and "When a silence and multiple sighs means a sentence".

Please don`t expose Kaidan to:

-Cerberus

-Discussions in Horizon

-Undinas (that can be applied to everybody really)

-Lack of beer and bacon

- Reapers

-Shepard driving a Mako

-Hot robots (excepting for EDI)

The company donesn`t take responsability of any accident caused in result of a distraction caused by his backside/ hot voice.

The hairbump is included in the price, but the maintenance with omni-gel must be paid by the owner

The company doesn`t hold responsability of the possible emotional damage caused by the product.

things to make your Kaidan`s life happier:

-Purchase him a Shepard, no matter if F or M, recently test have proven that Kaidan is Shepardsexual.

-Buy him a lot of jumpers.

-Give him peruvian wiskey (aka sex-wiskey)

-Keep the hairbump density in optimal levels.

This product has been recommended by the association Shenko , booty friends, BB (Bacon and beer), Canadian hottest biotics and Shepards from all the world

                                           FAQ 

I was cooking and Kaidan distracted me with his booty and I set the kitchen on fire, Does the company fix it?

As we said before the company doesn`t hold responsability in those matters, next time please don`t purchase a Kaidan unless you can handle his butt.

Kaidan is trying to kill me, What did I do?

Probably you said to him that you are a cerberus member, you should have purchased a TIM or a Kai-Leng.

Kaidan don`t want to insert his ship in my mass relay, What should I do?

Head for Ilos or TIM base

I have heard that Kaidan is a whinny and boring purchase, Are you sure that he`s recommended?

You likely heard about Kaiden, Kaidan`s evil twin who looks exactly like him but he has a big moustache. 

Kaidan won`t stop of repeating "Don`t Kaidan me", what has happened?

You have caused the mistrust of the product by 

a) Joining Cerberus

b)Stealing his beer and Bacon

c) Insulting Canada

The only way to solve that problem is to reset him

Dedicated to:

-All Kaidan`s fans around the world and space in general

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