#keyu's asks

[keyu712]

why almost every players in barcelona have puppy eyes. especially pedri. im not gonna lie i was so shocked to see his eyes is so brown u can see it even from screen. like, thats the eyes you only see in gay europe porn

RIGHT? the way they downturn at the ends he literally has a severe case of doe eyes. Who does he think he is staring at people like this 😭.

And ur so right about other barca players, lamine, gavi, and cubarsi all suffer from puppy eyes syndrome. They just stare at you like 🥺, use your words next time.

[keyu712]

Hello,

What’s your opinion on Pedri X Unai?

I feel like there is so much potential in this ship but sadly no one seems to be interested in writing them,

Maybe because they see each other twice a year but their yaoi is so good 😭

Like the size and height difference alone is something worthy writing about.

I feel like their relationship falls into the brat X brat handler, princess X knight, model or pop star X bodyguard,

The fit so many tropes.

I actually love Unaidri so much. I love Pedri’s obsession with goalkeepers (aka tall handsome men with big hands) in general. They are massively underrated and I have thought about potentially writing a fic about them in the past.

Their height and size difference if genuinely so peak and they have such a good dynamic as well (def brat x brat tamer).

[keyu712]

real madrid fans are so annoyin because theyve just beat manchester cit y and their first thought is "Valverde better than pedri"

he lives rent free in their head, when will we be free

Celebrate your win, it was a big one. Why is the first thing on your mind Pedri? More obsessed with him than we are at this point.

[keyu712]

OMG IDK WHO SENT ME THE ASK ABOUT RAPHEDRI BUT I SAVED IT IN DRAFTS BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING FOR THESE GIFS TO ADD AND IDK WHERE THE ASK WENT, IT DIDNT SAVE 😭

I just want to say I saw the ask and I love them sooooo much, my two favs and Raphinha really does treat him like a little princess. Like every time I think I love Pedri, Raphinha proves to me that he loves him that much more. Idk if I would write a fic, don’t really have any ideas tbh but if you do, I would love to hear them.

[keyu712]

hmm👀

https://x.com/i/status/2036809297506570522

Starting???? We started this rumour ages ago.

BTW @ adidas YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, just give me the collab at this point, stop TEASING US. I've written about this adidas collab like THREE TIMES and still nothing.

Someone get Ana from Performance Clause on the PR team because adidas is fumbling their own bag.

Another note, PEDRI, please lemme mess up your hair, what did they do to it? The blush they put on him is cute though, matches his natural flush.

[keyu712]

https://www.tumblr.com/keyu712/796701131105501184/is-it-too-much-to-ask-for-a-judexpedrixferran-fic?source=share GIRL I NEED YOU TO POST THIS NOW PLEASE ITS SO GOOD🙏

Oh i’m soooo nervous to post this one 😭😭. I feel like I’m going to offend a very select group of people if I tag Ferran in this fic. So if I do post it, I may leave out that tag and the Fedri tag (like how I removed the Gavi and Judavi tag in the other fic I did), or I might just turn off commenting, idk yet. All I know is I don't want to be involved in any more drama, so trying to avoid making the people mad again.

[keyu712]

What is this obsession and shippers with feminising pedri

What is this obsession with coming into my inbox and saying dumbass shit to an RPF SHIP BLOG?

Next question.

[keyu712]

Keep making pedri look like some weak cuck while jude insults and belittles him every chance they face each other

Keep cucking yourself out by engaging with my content and page even though you don’t like the ship 🫶

BTW guys I posted a new chapter of my fic where i cuck Pedri out and Jude insults him for 3000 words!!!