#khog

[benditzel]

NewsNow™ : 3 dead in Quapaw, Oklahoma; 1 in Mayflower, Arkansas near #Interstate40. 6+ injured. Thoughts and prayers go out to everyone in the severe weather this evening. Current as of 21h39 central time... #Quapaw #Oklahoma & #Mayflower #Arkansas #tornado #severeweather #4029 #khbs #khog #FortSmith #Fayetteville #tornadowarning #damage #dodgeram #funnelcloud (at Praise Light Media Studios)

[starbrand]

<sb> bleh, had a dream i was wrongly jailed due to some face recognition software thing.

<jason> hm, did you watch http://5newsonline.com/2013/03/29/coplink-software-will-help-benton-county-sheriffs-office-catch-criminals/ before you went to sleep?

<b> lemme check this out.

<jason> you might write to kfsm to let them know Scott Miller gave you nightmares

<sb> steve gibbs said you would get imprisoned like this

<jason> it's fucked up how all of western Arkansas was held under the sway of a powerful wizard throughout the 90s

<jason> it was even more fucked up that he used his magical powers to show us all how we were going to die

[starbrand]

<jason> flurries

<jason> FUCKIN FLURRIES

<sb> the weather condition, the sonic drink, or the enemy from SMB2?

<sb> oh, the weather condition.

 * sb disappointed

<jason> yeah, maybe you thought that since yesterday was the first day of spring we'd be done with this sort of stuff

<jason> NOPE

<sb> spring why can't you be more like your brother summer

<sb> you don't see him doing this snowfall bullshit

<jason> "i learned if from watching you!" claims Spring to Father Winter

<b> bad news fellas, a stationary front is moving in. looks like it's going to be exactly 115F with no wind at all for the next 3000 years

<b> there's really no need for the max 5 doppler bloppler anymore

<b> this is garrett signing off forever

<b> STORM TEAM

<b> keeping YOU safe .. from the STORM

<b> KEEPING you SAFE from the storm