#kidssaythedarnestthings

[a-swiftie-named-emma]

Tiffany Haddish FaceTiming Taylor Swift on her new show! I love it!! @taylorswift @taylornation

[gr8vybby88]

*An actual Thanksgiving Conversation *

Me, talking to my older cousins: When I eat ham... I just feel like I'm eating a brother. Another human.

My cousin: How tf yunno how humans taste ?

Me: Well I had been reading stories about certain cannibals that said when they ate human meat it was very similar to pork. Actually a few of them mention that once  the buttocks was cooked, it one of the most delectable parts of a person.

My 10yr old bro: Huumph... So is that why ppl eat ass ?

[vampires-bride]

I’m doing a school nurse rotation this quarter and the things I see really crack me up 😂 #schoolnurse #kidsarefunny #kidssaythedarnestthings

[houseofspice]

TBT to that time I almost gave my mom a heart attack. LOL. #pressplay #pressplay▶️ #itsthursday #likebeyonce #kidssaythedarnestthings #ellentube #theellenshow #meetahnari #beyonce #beyoncé #theshaderoom #instakids #goals #lifegoals (at GUESS)

[amaclucky13]

I feel for my coworker in this one, but also, I'm flattered too! Check it out!

Listen To This - Episode Three

[sweetzdyvatonij]

#TBT Nana Chocolate Baby & Double Chocolate... Monnie This what your kids look like riding in my car after telling me 5 minutes ago I will stay up the whole trip this time... #GreatFoodMusicAndColdAirGetsThemEverytime #TheyNeverLastLong #KidsSayTheDarnestThings https://www.instagram.com/p/CCC3gQAAt4PeiRa-1XF98UXy_idsdUS22jGyCM0/?igshid=gvm7vc0tstqv

[ifoughtamonsterandwon]

Waiting to find out if Baby Dye is a 👶🏻boy or girl. RJ wants a sister. JS doesn’t seem to understand he’s no longer the baby 😆RJ also suggested her sister be named #stinky and #doggy I kinda like stinky. #kidssaythedarnestthings https://www.instagram.com/p/CBQtbwDgmE8RqFDrA-Z9ulNDIADiGJX5xXc5ig0/?igshid=1g6c2rv4a6qax

[momcave]

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Morning check in! Sometimes kids make no sense... until you realize they are making total sense. #frozen❄️ #kidssaythefunniestthings #kidssaythedarnestthings #kidssaythedarndestthings #stayhome #momlife #funnymoms #momhumor https://www.instagram.com/p/B-pEmnrBSW2/?igshid=12tpjudn5a6f9