send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: bell just kind of groans and complains and says they are only popular because girls think the singer is hot and mar just ' he sure fucking is' and bell's like wait no stop don't go drooling over someone else. tbh gets annoyed bc she goes onto say ' the things i'd do to that ma- awwww you broke the radio '
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: mar wakes bellamy up whenever she can't sleep and just she'll sit on her knees in one of his t-shirts and just lean down really close to his face and ' BELL GET UP I WANT FOOD ' and really she's to blame when their heads knock together and they both have bumps on their foreheads. ( alt. mar just lays there and tells him things that will freak him out so he wakes up. ' octavia's pregnant. ' ' i'm leaving you for adam levine. ' her personal favorite is the time she told him the dog died and he woke up all upset until he was like '... we don't have a fucking dog ' )
sends the other unsolicited nudes: mar did once or twice but she straight up told him that why bother sending you nudes if you'd just hurry up and come the fuck home they wouldn't be needed. he's never really late anymore. though he is obligated to send her a pic of his abs at least once a week to make her day better. twice a week in winter bc something needs to get her warm and damn looking at his body will get things nice and hot ( i am so sorry i am trash )
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: neither of them; but mar asked him if he knew karate once and he said it was stupid and he could fight just fine without having to pay some do for stupid training. ( ' but you have a personal fitness trainer ' ' that's fucking different ' ' do you pay him ' ' shut up ' )
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: mar. and bellamy just rolls his eyes like c'mon we have places to be and mar uses the octavia card like ' but don't you think your sister would appreciate some sweets after a hard day of work ' and so they go in and bell is forever annoyed that mar didn't even wanna buy anything she just wanted to look.
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: mar.
killed the guy (also, which hid the body): this could really be either of them killing but you better fucking believe they'd help hide it. bellamy would just be ranting about covering her ass and how this can not happen again and how it's fucked up that he is carrying most of the weight tbh. and mar helping him hide a body would really just be silence. no sarcasm or anything but after they were done with it she'd just squeeze his shoulder to let him know that what he did had to be done and that she doesn't see him any differently.
wears the least clothing around the house: bellamy at first. he'd walk around without his shirt on and honestly mar thought it was kinda unfair so she started walking around the house in her bra and underwear and now it's lucky if these idiots ever put clothes on.
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: bellamy more so than mar but still they both have their moments.
